Halloween Knock Knock Jokes

Halloween Knock Knock Jokes provide silly fun for your Halloween Day parties and festivities.

This collection of funny Halloween knock-knock jokes is packed with clean fun for you to share with friends and family.

Great jokes for parents, teachers, Halloween parties, babysitters, haunted houses and more – and they’re safe for kids of all ages!

These knock knock Halloween jokes include ghosts, witches, vampires, skeletons, monsters and other things that may go bump in the night.

In addition to the Halloween knock-knock jokes on this page, we have THOUSANDS of Halloween jokes and one-liners broken down into categories on our Halloween Jokes for Kids page. Halloween Joke Collections include Broomstick Jokes; Black Cat Jokes; Ghost Jokes; Ghoul Jokes; Frankenstein Jokes; Bat Jokes; Mummy Jokes; Demon Jokes; Scarecrow Jokes; skeleton jokes; Spider Jokes; Jack o’ Lantern Jokes; Werewolf Jokes; Zombie jokes and more.

Halloween Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abbott.
Abbott, who?
Abbott time you asked.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a Snickers for a Kit Kat.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Aaron.
Aaron who.
Aaron on the side of caution on Halloween.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Abbott.
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door…

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole bag of candy.

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Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida lot of candies and my tummy hurts.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Anakin.
Anakin who?
Anakin I get some candy please?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of here!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fangs
Fangs who?
Fangs for letting me in.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Felix
Felix who?
Felix-cited about Halloween!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frankenstein, grrrrrrrrrrr.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who.
Gladys Halloween.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry monster coming to get you.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo put on a costume for trick or treating.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben waiting all year for Halloween.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open up for trick or treaters.

Knock Knock.
Whos there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Dont cry.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben waiting for a full moon.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo Who?
Boo berry ice cream please.

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Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Butcher.
Butcher who?
Butcher candy in my bag please.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter be ready for Halloween.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Boo to you too!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy Great Pumpkin come to my patch tonight?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Chuck.
Chuck who?
Chuck and see if there are any zombies outside.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy vampire really turn into a bat?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Celeste.
Celeste who?
Celeste time I went trick or treating I had a lot of fun!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Curry.
Curry who?
Curry my bag of candy.

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Cyclops.
Cyclops who?
Cyclops says trick or treat.

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Cyclops.
Cyclops who?
Cyclops at the door – ahhhhh!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Dawn.
Dawn who?
Dawn leave me out here in the dark!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Datsun.
Datsun who?
Datsun nice costume.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Disk.
Disk who?
Disk is our lucky day – it’s Halloween!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, let me in.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a funny Halloween knock-knock joke.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Disguise.
Disguise who?
Disguise pretty funny.

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Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Dustin .
Dustin who?
Dustin my candy – yuck!.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen Halloween make you happy?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Eddie.
Eddie who?
Eddie body home – trick or treat!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva see a werewolf?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Earl.
Earl who?
Earl be eating lots of candy tomorrow!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Essen.
Essen who?
Essen it fun to listen to these Halloween jokes.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Eiser.
Eiser who?
Eiser glowing in the dark.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Falafel.
Falafel who?
Falafel after eating so many sweets.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Fozzie.
Fozzie who?
Fozzie last time, Trick or Treat!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frankenstein, that’s who.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Haden.
Haden who?
Haden out so the werewolf doesn’t get me.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Handsome.
Handsome who?
Handsome candy to me.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Han.
Han who?
Han me over your candy!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Howie
Howie who?
Howie going to go trick or treating?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hank.
Hank who?
Hankerin’ for some Halloween candy.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Hope.
Hope who?
Hope you’ll give me Halloween candy.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hans.
Hans who?
Hans off my candy.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hardy.
Hardy who?
Hardy recognized you – nice costume

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harriet.
Harriet who?
Harriet up so we can go trick or treating.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harriet.
Harriet who?
Harriet a bunch of his candy.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up there is a zombie after me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Havanna.
Havanna who?
Havanna great time this Halloween

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hugh.
Hugh who?
Hugh’s afraid of ghosts?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Hutch.
Hutch who.
Bless you.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you dress for Halloween this year?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to suck your bloooooood.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran all over to get candy.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana Who?
Ivana hold your hand.

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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Ice Cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream when I see ghosts.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Ice Cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream, you scream, we all scream for Halloween…

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Jacklyn.
Jacklyn who?
Jacklyn Hyde.

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Juan.
Juan who?
Juan Eyed Monster.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for the Halloween party.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Lenny.
Lenny who?
Lenny a costume so I can trick or treat.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke at the big spider on your arm!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Max.
Max who?
Max me happy when you give me candy.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Norma.
Norma who?
Norma’lly I say trick or treat.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Omar.
Omar live who?
Omar gosh, that’s a spooky costume.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive Halloween, how about you?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say vampire?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Parton.
Parton who?
Parton me, may I have some candy please?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy please.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin your candy jar!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Skully.
Skully who?
Skully-ton is bone-shakin’ at your door!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tinker Bell.
Tinker Bell who?
Tinker Bell isn’t working, try knocking instead.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Terry.
Terry who?
Terryfied at what will be out on Halloween.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Turin.
Turin who?
Turin into a vampire on Halloween.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be an easier way to get candy.

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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Tad.
Tad who?
Tad house is haunted.

Who’s there?
Tyson.
Tyson who?
Tyson garlic around your neck to protect yourself from vampires.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Twick.
Twick who?
Twick or Tweet.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Your welcome.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda go out trick or treating with me?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch witch is which?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch is looking for her black cat.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the way to the haunted house.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Vampire.
Vampire who?
Vampire state building.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you want to trick or treat with?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zoom do you think?

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These are only our Halloween Knock Knock Jokes. We have thousands of jokes and one-liners broken down into categories on our Halloween Jokes for Kids page, along with entire collections of Broomstick Jokes; Black Cat Jokes; Ghost Jokes; Ghoul Jokes; Frankenstein Jokes; Bat Jokes; Mummy Jokes; Demon Jokes; Scarecrow Jokes; skeleton jokes; Spider Jokes; Jack o’ Lantern Jokes; Werewolf Jokes; Zombie jokes and more.

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