Broomstick Jokes

Looking for funny jokes about broomsticks? Check out this great collection of jokes about broomsticks and witches. Funny for Halloween or anytime.

These broomstick jokes are perfect for parents, teachers and kids of all ages.

Also worth checking out are our witch jokes and black cat jokes. Our Halloween Jokes Collection is also loaded with funny jokes for kids and includes jokes broken down into themes like scarecrow jokes, ghost jokes, ghoul jokes, Jack-o-lantern jokes and more.

Jokes about Broomsticks for Kids

Q: Why don’t American witches buy broomsticks from Australia?
A: They always bring them back to Australia.

Q: Why do black cat’s ride with witches on broomsticks?
A: Because it’s quicker than walking.

Q: What did one broom say to the other broom?
A: Got any dirt on the witch?

Q: Why couldn’t the witch ride her broomstick?
A: The scarecrow took all the straw.

Q: Who do witches call for breakfast while on vacation?
A: Broom service.

Q: How would a witch ask you to take a ride on her broomstick?
A: Voodoo like to ride with me?

Q: What’s the difference between a broomstick and a pumpkin?
A: Broomstick pie tastes gross.

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Q: Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
A: Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.

Q: What do you call 2 witches who share a haunted house?
A: Broommates.

Q: Why was the broom stick confused at the Halloween party?
A: It couldn’t tell which witch was which.

Q: What do fans cheer when a witch scores a Quidditch goal?
A: Broom, there it is.

Q: Why do witches ride on broomsticks?
A: It’s easier than walking.

Q: Why was the witch upset at the beach?
A: Her broom got swept away by the tide?

Q: Why was the broom stick upset with the dishonest sales witch?
A: It got taken for a ride.

Q: Why was the witch comedian so popular?
A: She had a good broom shtick.

Q: What advice can you give to a witch on a broomstick?
A: Don’t fly off the handle.

Q: How did the wizards do in the Quidditch championship?
A: They swept the series.

Q: What was the witch’s favorite comic strip?
A: Broom County.

Q: What type of flower do witches ride on?
A: Bloom sticks.

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Q: What do you call it when a witch’s black cat falls off her broomstick?
A: A catastrophe.

Q: What do you call a fast broom stick?
A: A vroom stick.

Q: Did you hear about the latest broomstick fad?
A: It’s sweeping the nation.

Q: What did the oily witch use to ride around on?
A: A broom slick.

Q: Why was the broom late for school?
A: It over swept.

Q: Why did Harry Potter cross the road?
A: To get his broomstick.

Q: How long do witches ride broomsticks for on cold nights?
A: For just a short spell.

Q: Why did the witch’s black cat throw up?
A: She was broom sick .

Q: What has six legs and sits on a broomstick?
A: A witch with her black cat.

Q: What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
A: She witch-hiked home.

Q: How does a broom communicate?
A: By using sweeping gestures.

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