Bat Jokes

How about some bat jokes? These jokes about bats are funny and clean. Perfect for parents, science teachers, baseball coaches and kids of all ages.

Bat jokes are especially popular around Halloween, but they’re funny anytime. Tell them on the way to the zoo or while your child is coloring in a Batman activity book.

Fun facts about bats: Bats are mammals and they are not birds or mice! Bats are active at night and of the 1000 species of bats worldwide, none of them are blind.

Ready to go batty for bat jokes? Here you go…

Jokes About Bats

Q: What did the bat say to the friend who returned after missing a day of school?
A: Welcome bat.

Q: What type of markets do bat avoid?
A: Flea markets.

Q: Why did the zoo keeper name the bat “Frost”?
A: Because Frost-bites.

Q: How do you make a bat stew?
A: Keep him waiting.

Q: What is the best way to hold a bat?
A: By the handle.

Q: How did the little dog feel when it saw a big bat?
A: Terrier-fied.

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Q: Which of the witch’s friends was good at baseball?
A: The bat.

Q: What do little bats eat?
A: Alpha-bat soup.

Q: Which animal is best at baseball?
A: The bat.

Q: How do you spell bat backwards?
A: B-A-T-B-A-C-K-W-A-R-D-S

Q: Which circus performers can see in the dark?
A: The acro-bats.

Q: What do bats do for exercise?
A: Aerobatics.

Q: Why don’t bats live alone?
A: They like to hang out with their friends.

Q. Where does a bat go when it loses its tail?
A. A re-tail store.

Q: What did the baby mouse say when he saw a bat for the first time?
A: When do I learn how to fly?

Q: What did a mommy bat say to her naughty son?
A: You’re a bat boy.

Q. Why did the bat cross the road?
A. To prove he wasn’t chicken.

Q: What is the first thing a bat learns at school?
A: The alphabat.

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Q: What has 18 legs, wings and catches flies?
A: A bat baseball team

Q: Why did the poor bat chase his tail?
A: He was trying to make ends meet.

Q: What’s a bats favorite desert?
A: Fly-scream.

Q: What did the bat say when the cat grabbed his tail?
A: That’s the end of me.

Q: What happened when the bat swallowed a watch?
A: He got ticks.

Q: Where do bats keep their money?
A: A blood bank.

Q: When does a bat say mooooo?
A: When it’s a cow.

Q. What is even smarter than a talking bat?
A. A spelling bee.

Q. Why did the bat cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken’s day off.

Q: What’s more amazing than a talking bat?
A: A spelling bee.

Q: Who did the crime-fighting bat spend most of his time flying around with?
A: Robin.

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Q: Which side of the bat has the most fur?
A: The outside.

Q: What do bat friends do?
A: They hang around together.

Q: Where to young bats go potty?
A: In the batroom.

Q: How do bats get what they want?
A: They bat their eyes.

Q: Why are bats like false teeth?
A: They come out at night.

Q: What was the bat in the butcher’s shop arrested for?
A: Chop-lifting.

Q: What keeps bats going?
A: Batteries

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Q: What do they call a little bat?
A: A battle.

Q: What do bats sing when it’s raining?
A: Raindrops keep falling on my feet.

Q: How is a bat like a coin?
A: It has a head on one side and tail on the other

Q: What animals are best at cricket?
A: Bats.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Bat who?
Bat you’ll never guess.

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