Rabbit Jokes

These funny rabbit jokes are great for anyone who likes rabbits or has kids who like bunnies or have rabbits as pets.

You’ll find jokes about rabbits, bunnies, hares and even the Easter Bunny. You can also find our entire collection of Easter Bunny Jokes here: Easter Bunny Jokes.

Fun Rabbit Facts: Rabbits live in groups. More than half the rabbits in the world live in North America. A young rabbit is called a kit or kitten. Rabbits can learn their own name and other words.

Funny Rabbit Jokes

Q: What’s the difference between a healthy bunny and a clown bunny?
A: One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny.

Q: What do you name a rabbit who wears a kilt?
A: Hopscotch.

Q: What do rabbits sing at birthday parties?
A: Hoppy birthday to you…

Q: How do rabbits in New York City travel from one garden to another?
A: They ride in a taxi cabbage.

Q: What do you call a very rich bunny?
A: A billion-hare.

Q: Which pair of rabbits were famous bank robbers?
A: Bunny and Clyde.

Q. How do rabbits travel?
A. By hare-plane.

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Q: How do you send a letter to a rabbit?
A: Hare mail.

Q. How do bunnies stay fit?
A. Hare-robics.

Q: What game do young bunnies play during school recess?
A: Hopscotch.

Q: How did the wrestling rabbit win an Olympic gold medal?
A: He had the most hare pins.

Q. What do rabbits have that nothing else in the world has?
A. Baby rabbits.

Q: What do you call a really smart rabbit?
A: A hare brain.

Q: Where do you take a rabbit when their hair is too long?
A. A hare stylist.

Q: What do you call two-hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A: A receding hare line.

Q: What did the bunny say to his carrot?
A: Been nice gnawing you…

Q: How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One if it hops right to it.

Q: How many hairs are there in a rabbit’s tail?
A: Zero – they’re all on the outside.

Q: What do you call a transformer bunny?
A: Hop-timus Prime

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Q: What did the magician say after the rabbit vanished?
A: Hare today, gone tomorrow.

Q: What do you call the rich rabbit?
A: A millionhare.

Q: What kind of books do rabbits like to read?
A: Stories with hoppy endings.

Q: Why did the bunny like the action movie?
A: It was hare-raising.

Q: What’s the difference between a crazy rabbit and a fake dollar bill?
A: One is a mad bunny and the other is bad money.

Q: What would you call a angry rabbit on a hot day?
A: A hot cross bunny.

Q: What do you call a happy rabbit?
A: An Hop-timist.

Q: What do you get when you cross rabbit with Winnie the Pooh?
A: A honey bunny.

Q: What do you get when you cross a toad with a rabbit?
A: A bunny ribbit.

Q: How is a bunny rabbit like a penny?
A: They both have a head on one side and tails on the other.

Q: How is a bunny like a corn stalk?
A: They both have big ears.

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Q: What’s the rabbit’s favorite place to go for breakfast?
A: Ihop.

Q: What happened when a thousand hares got loose in the city?
A: The police had to comb the area.

Q: Why don’t bunnies use combs?
A: They use hare brushes instead.

Q: What was the rabbit’s favorite dance?
A: The bunny hop.

Q: What do you call a joke-telling rabbit?
A: A funny bunny.

Q: Why did the rabbit get a new job?
A: He wanted more celery.

Q: How do we know that carrots are good for your eyes?
A: You never see rabbits wearing glasses.

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Q: What style of music do rabbits listen to?
A: Hip Hop.

Q: Why did the girl wash her bunny with shampoo?
A: Because it’s hare was dirty.

Q: Where do rabbits go after they get married?
A: On a bunnymoon.

Q: Which famous bunny has fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny.

Q: Where does the Easter bunny go to dance?
A: The basket ball.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy Easter Bunny coming?

Q: Where did the Easter Bunny learn how to ski?
A: The bunny hill.

Q: What do you call a rabbit comedian?
A: A funny bunny.

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