Birthday Jokes

Kids Birthday Party Jokes
July, August, and September are the most popular months for birthdays

Here are some of the best birthday jokes for kids, parents and teachers to share on this special day.

This collection of birthday jokes are great for birthday party favors, birthday party games, birthday card and for all-around birthday fun. All the birthday jokes are clean and safe for kids of all ages.

Did You Know…

When your age and the date of birth are same, it is a special day known as your Golden Birthday. So if you where born on the 10th of the month, your 10th birthday would be your golden birthday.

Birthday Jokes

Q: What was the average age of a cave man?
A: Stone Age

Q: What did the grumpy birthday candle say at the party?
A: Birthdays burn me up.

Q: When would you hit a birthday cake with a hammer?
A: When it’s a pound cake.

Q: Where do you find birthday presents for cats?
A: In a cat-alogue

Q: Which famous men were born on your birthday?
A: None – only babies are born!

Q: What do George Washington, Christopher Columbus and Abraham Lincoln all have in common?
A: They were all born on holidays!

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Q: Why did the girl feel warm on his birthday?
A: Because people kept toasting her.

Q: Why did the boy get a pair of bunny ears as a gift?
A: So he could have a hoppy birthday

Q: How do you celebrate Moby Dick’s birthday?
A: With a whale of a party!

Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
A: Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom

Q: What goes up and never comes down?
A: Your age!

Q: Why did the boy put the cake in the freezer?
A: Because he wanted to ice it.

Q: Why do we put candles on the top of birthday cakes?
A: You can’t put them on the bottom.

Q: What song did they sing to the dancer on her birthday?
A: Tappy birthday to you, tappy birthday to you…

Q: What did the hermit crab do on his birthday?
A: He shellabrated.

Q: Why did the birthday cake go to see the doctor?
A: Because it was feeling crumby.

Q: What has a long tail, wings and wears a colorful bow?
A: A birthday pheasant.

Q: Why did the boy stand on his head at the birthday party?
A: He thought they were having upside-down cake

Q: Why did the boy get soap for his birthday?
A: It was a soaprize party!

Q: Which birthday party game do rabbits like most?
A: Musical hares.

Q: Why was the birthday cake so hard?
A: It was a marble cake.

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Q: Why couldn’t cavemen send birthday cards?
A: The stamps kept falling off the rocks

Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
A: When it’s sliced.

Q: Why was the birthday cake so hard?
A: Because it was a marble cake

Q: Did you hear about the pine tree’s birthday?
A: It was really sappy.

Q: What do clams do on their birthday?
A: They shellabrate!

Q: Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?
A: He wanted to have a birthday potty.

Q: Why are birthday’s good for you?
A: People who have the most live the longest

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