What happened when the lion ate the clown? You’re going to have to read this page of lion jokes to find out!
If you’re looking for jokes about lions, then this is the page for you. These jokes are clean and safe for all ages. Great for teachers, parents, zoo staff, circus staff and anyone who works around lions.
Facts about lions… Lions are the second largest big cat species in the world (behind tigers). When lions breed with tigers the resulting hybrids are known as ligers and tigons. There are also lion and leopard hybrids known as leopons and lion and jaguar hybrids known as jaglions.
Q: Why wasn’t the lion honest?
A: Because then he wouldn’t be a lyin’ anymore!
Q: What is a lion’s favorite food ?
A: Baked beings.
Q: What does a lion say to his pride before they go hunting?
A: Let us prey.
Q: Why is the desert lion so popular around Christmas-time?
A: Because he has sandy claws.
Q: What happened when the lion ate the clown?
A: He felt funny.
Q: What time is it when a lion takes your hat?
A: Time to get a new hat.
Q. Why did the lion lose at Go Fish?
A. Because he was playing against a cheetah
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Q: What do get when you cross a lion with a camel?
A: A chameleon.
Q: What do you call a lion’s reflection?
A: A copycat
Q: Why did the lion spit out the clown?
A: Because he tasted funny.
Q: What do you get when you cross a lion and a snowman?
A: Frost bite
Q: What time is it when a lion walks into the room?
A: Time to run out of the room.
Q: How does a lion move a boat?
A: He uses roars
Q: Which day do lions eat the most?
Q: How do you brush a lion’s teeth?
A: Very carefully
Q: How does a lion greet other animals?
A: I’m pleased to to eat you.
Q: Is it better to have a tiger eat you or a lion?
A: Duh – it’s way better to have the tiger eat the lion (and not you).
Q: How does a lion stop a video?
A: He presses paws
Q: What do you call a lioness wearing a dress with flowers on it?
A: A dandy lion
Q: Which U.S. state do lions like the most?
Q: How do lions like to pass the time?
A: By lion around.
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