Lion Jokes

Funny lion jokes for animal lovers, parents, teachers and kids of all ages.

If you’re looking for jokes about lions, then this is the page for you. This is the biggest and best collection of lion humor anywhere – with knock-knock jokes, one-liners, riddles, puns and more.

What happened when the lion ate the clown? You’re going to have to read this page of lion jokes to find out!

Lion Jokes for Kids

Q: Why wasn’t the lion honest?
A: Because then he wouldn’t be a lyin’ anymore!

Q: What is a lion’s favorite campsite food?
A: Baked beings.

Q: What does a lion say to his pride before they go hunting?
A: Let us prey…

Q: Why are desert lions so popular around Christmas-time?
A: Because they have sandy claws.

Q: What happened when the lion ate the clown?
A: He felt funny.

Q: What time is it when a lion takes your hat?
A: Time to get a new hat.

Q. Why did the lion lose at Go Fish?
A. Because he was playing against a cheetah.

More Jokes Continue Below ↓ ↓

Q: What reptile do you get when you cross a lion with a camel?
A: A chameleon.

Q: What do you call a lion’s reflection?
A: A copycat

Q: Why did the lion spit out the clown?
A: Because he tasted funny.

Q: What do you get when you cross a lion and a snowman?
A: Frost bite

Q: What time is it when a lion walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.

Q: How does a lion move a boat?
A: He uses roars

Q: On which day do lions eat the most?
A: Chewsday

Q: How do you brush a lion’s teeth?
A: Very carefully

Q: How does a lion greet other animals?
A: I’m pleased to to eat you.

Q: Is it better to have a tiger eat you or a lion?
A: It’s a no brainer – it’s way better to have the tiger eat the lion (and not you).

Q: How does a lion stop a video?
A: By pressing paws

Q: What do you call a lioness wearing a dress with flowers on it?
A: A dandy lion

More Jokes Continue Below ↓ ↓

Q: Which U.S. state do lions like the most?
A: Maine

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lion.
Lion who?
Lyin’ here waitin’ for you to open the door!

Q: How do lions like to pass the time?
A: By lion around.

Q: How do lions pass the time?
A: Country Lion Dancing

Q: How is the Lion like a coin?
A: Both have a head on one side and tail on the other.

Q: Why can’t lions play Go Fish?
A: They get distracted by the fish.

Q: What do you call a lion’s reflection?
A: A copycat

Q: What did the lion say when the antelope asked him to trade places for the day?
A: Ok… I’m game!

Q: What delivers Christmas presents to lion cubs?
A: Sandy Claws.

Q: Which baseball team do lions roar for?
A: The Cubs.

Q: What does lions wear to sleep?
A: paw-jamas!

Still More Jokes Below ↓ ↓

Q: Why did the lion cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why are lions such terrible story tellers?
A. They have only one tail.

Halloween Jokes on your Phone or Device

Never search for clean Halloween jokes again – Download them now instead. Get EVERY Halloween joke you’ll ever need right now and access them anytime on your PC, phone, tablet, Kindle or other device – forever! #1 for Parents and Teachers! Great for parties, events, cards and trick-or-treating. Plus you’ll get a fun bonus – Halloween Lunch Box Jokes Printable (30+ Days of Jokes).