Jokes about Remote Learning

These jokes about remote learning are funny for kids learning from home.

Distance learning can be a challenge for teachers and students, so hopefully these jokes about distance learning bring some smiles.

These jokes are clean and safe for all ages.

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Jokes about Distance Learning

Q: What’s a favorite part of the school day for remote-learners during winter?
A: Snow and tell.

Q: Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed during her Google classroom meet?
A: She couldn’t control her pupils.

Q: What room can a student never remote-learn from?
A: A Mushroom.

Q: Why did the student have metal polish on his desk?
A: To clean his Chromebook.

Q: Why did the kindergartener bring a spoon to his first class on Zoom?
A: He thought it was sundae school.

Teacher: I see you missed online class yesterday.
Student: Yes, but I didn’t miss it that much.

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Q: What do dogs wear for distance learning?
A: Pawjamas

Q: Why did the girl wear glasses during math class?
A: To improve her di-vison.

Q: Why did the Chromebook look so sad during math class?
A: Because it had so many problems..

Q. Why was the obtuse angle so upset during geometry?
A: Because it was never right.

Teacher: You’re muted.
Student: I don’t feel muted…

Q. What tool did the boy have ready for his first online math class?
A: Multi-plyers.

Q: How can you make the time fly by when remote learning?
A: Throw a clock!

Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to her Google class meet?
A: Her students were very bright.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justin who?
Just in time to login to school for the day.

Q: Why was the student in trouble for something she didn’t do?
A: Because she didn’t DO her homework.

Q: What response did the teacher get when she told her student to pay a little attention to her screen?
A: But I’m paying as little attention as I can.

Good excuse for not submitting assignment during class: WIFI went down.
Bad excuse for not submitting assignment during class: I left it at home.

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Q: What type of learning is best for the environment?
A: Hybrid schooling!

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