Lacrosse Jokes

If you’re looking for funny lacrosse jokes, then this is the best collection of jokes about lacrosse for you to share.

These fun kids jokes about lacrosse are clean and safe for kids of all ages.

They are great for parents, lacrosse coaches, gym teachers, lacrosse fans and anyone who enjoys lacrosse – especially children.

If you’re a lacrosse coach, then print these funny lacrosse jokes out and keep them on your clipboard. Start or finish each practice with a joke or two to get your players in a fun mood.

Lacrosse Jokes for Kids

Q: Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?
A: To get to the other slide.

Q: Why couldn’t the lacrosse player listen to music?
A: Because he broke the record.

Q: What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?
A: A lacrosse coach

Q: Where do attackers go to dance?
A: Lacrosse balls.

Q: Why didn’t the lousy lacrosse team have a website?
A: They couldn’t string three W’s together.

A Lacrosse Riddle: Two lacrosse teams play a game. The home team ends up winning, but not a single man from either team scored a goal. How can this be? They were women’s lacrosse teams!

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Q: Why can’t you play lacrosse with pigs?
A: They hog the ball.

Q: Why are scrambled eggs like a losing lacrosse team?
A: Because they’ve both been beaten.

Q: Why was the magician the captain of the lacrosse team?
A: He was the best at hat tricks.

Q: Why did the lacrosse player visit the bank?
A: He wanted to give out more checks.

Q: Which lacrosse team has the coolest helmets?
A: The one with the most fans.

Q: Why did the lacrosse player go to jail?
A: Because he shot the ball.

Q: Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?
A: Her coach was a pumpkin.

Q: Why couldn’t anyone see the lacrosse ball?
A: The defense cleared it.

Q: Why couldn’t the lacrosse team lose a goal?
A: They always had a goal keeper.

Q: What time is it when a hockey team chases a lacrosse team?
A: Ten after nine. (9:10)

Q: How are lacrosse players like Pilgrims?
A: They both look to settle.

Q: What do you get when you cross a lacrosse goalie and the Invisible Man?
A: Goal tending like no one has ever seen.

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Q: What did the lacrosse stick say to the ball?
A: Catch ya later.

Q: What is a ghost’s favorite position in lacrosse?
A: Ghoul keeper.

Q: What kind of lacrosse team cries when it loses?
A: A bawl club.

Q: What do lacrosse player call the first meal of the day?
A: Fast break.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Uriah who?
Keep Uriah on the ball.

Q: Why can’t lacrosse players use their mp3 players to listen to music?
A: Because all their files are in midi format.

Q: Why is it always warmer after a lacrosse game?
A: All the fans have left.

Q: What was the lacrosse player’s favorite type of car?
A: A dodge.

Q: Which lacrosse player has the biggest cleats?
A: The one with the biggest feet!

Q: What animal is the best at getting ground balls in lacrosse?
A: A groundhog.

Q: You are locked inside a car with nothing but a lacrosse stick. How do you get out?
A: Unlock the door and pull the handle.

Q: Why is a lacrosse stadium the coolest place to be?
A: Because it’s full of fans.

Q: Why did the beginner lacrosse player bring batteries to his first practice?
A: He heard they were going to be working on power plays.

Q: Where do lacrosse players get their uniforms?
A: New Jersey

Q: Why was Cinderella such a bad lacrosse player?
A: Her coach was a pumpkin.

Q: Why shouldn’t you play lacrosse in the jungle?
A: There are too many cheetahs

Q: How can you tell that lacrosse officials are happy?
A: Because they whistle while they work.

Q: What happens to lacrosse players who go blind?
A: They become referees.

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Q: Why did the lacrosse player’s clothes always look so wrinkled?
A: Too many crease violations.

Q: Why did the smartest player on the lacrosse team score the most?
A: He knew how to use his head.

Q: How are defensive lacrosse players like a bus?
A: Midfielders are always told to ride them.

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