Spider-Man Jokes

Spider-Man jokes for kids, parents, teachers and adults, especially fans of Marvel Comics and Avengers.

If you like Spider Man Jokes, then this collection of Spider-Man jokes, Spiderman puns and Spider Man riddles is for you.

These clean Spider Man jokes are funny for kids of all ages. They are great for parents, teachers, coaches and anyone else looking to share a laugh about the superhero crime fighter.

When Spider Man isn’t busy saving the day, he is a photographer named Peter Parker. Peter Parker takes photos, mainly of Spider-Man, for the Daily Bugle newspaper.

Spider-Man jokes are fun anytime, but especially around Halloween when kids are excited about dressing up as their favorite super hero.

If you really like Spider-Man, or have kids that do, then bookmark this page and check back often because we’ll be adding new jokes to this page.

Spider Man Jokes for Kids

Q: What does Peter Parker do for extra money?
A: He works as a web developer.

Q: Why wouldn’t Superman go out to dinner with Spider-Man?
A: He’s afraid of krypto-night.

Q: Why did Spiderman do so well on his first driving test?
A: He’s a great parallel Parker…

Q: Why doesn’t Spider Man like to talk to Bruce Wayne?
A: Because he has bat breath.

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Q: What is Spider-Man’s favorite part of a joke?
A: The Punch Line!

Q: What outdoor sport does Spider-Man like?
A: Fly fishing.

Q: Why did Spider-Man borrow his parent’s car?
A: To take it out for a spin.

Q: Why is Spider-Man such a good baseball player?
A: He knows how to catch flies.

Q: What do you get when you cross Spider-Man with an ear of corn?
A: Cobwebs.

Q: What is Spider-Man’s favorite month?
A: Web-ruary

Spider Man Jokes for Halloween

Spider-Man’s sister kept eating his Halloween candy – it drove him up the wall…

Q: Why was Spider-Man blushing at the Halloween party?
A: His fly was down!

Q: Which card game does Thanos always beat Spider-Man?
A: Snap.

Q: Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
A: He spent too much time on the web.

Q: What month of the year gives Spider Man the most trouble?
A: Ock-tober.

Spider-Man loves attending weddings – he says he likes to see newly webs…

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Q: What do you get when you cross a T-Rex with the Spider-Man?
A: Jurassic Parker.

Q: What is Spider-Man’s favorite brand of Rice?
A: Uncle Ben’s

Clean Spider Man Jokes

Q: How do the Avengers still see Spider Man when he’s out of town?
A: His WEB-cam.

Q: How did Spider-Man learn how to make his spider-suit?
A: The World Wide Web

Q: How can you tell when Spiderman is serving old ears of corn?
A: The COBwebs.

Spiderman wasn’t great at climbing walls right away – good think he stuck to it…

Q: Why did Spider-Man give Batman a Tic-Tac?
A: Because he had bat breath.

Q: How is Spider-Man like a toy top?
A: He’s always spinning.

Q: What is Spider-Man’s favorite Disney movie?
A: Peter Pan

Q: How does Spider-Man communicate with other superheroes?
A: The world wide web.

Q: What does Spider Man always suggest kids watch the movie Madagascar?
A: He’s a big fan of spin-offs…

Q: What does Spider-Man order along with a burger?
A: French flies.

Spider-Man Jokes for Teachers

Q: What type of music does Spiderman like to dance to?
A: Swing.

Spiderman thought my new car looked awesome, so I let him take it for a spin….

Q: Why was Spiderman searching for Doc Ock?
A: For committing armed robbery…

Q: What’s a Spider-Man tongue twister?
A: Peter Parker picked a peck of pickled peppers.

Q: Which superhero makes the best falafel sandwiches?
A: Pita Parker.

Q: What baseball position does Spider-Man like most?
A: The outfield because he catches the most flies.

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I was wondering how Spiderman can be such a good swimmer… then I thought that maybe he has webbed feet.

Q: What did Spiderman serve to the villains who crashed his party?
A: Punch!

Q: What does Spiderman do to pass the time?
A: Surfs the web.

Spiderman was the game MVP for his baseball team last night… He caught a lot of flies.

Q: Why did Spider-Man hire an accountant?
A: To figure out his NET income.

Spider-Man Puns

Q: Why did Spiderman invest in the stock market?
A: To turn his Spidey cents into Spidey dollars.

Q: What did Iron Man say to Spider Man?
A: Don’t bug me.

Q: What is Spider-Man’s busiest day of the week?
A: Spun-day.

Q: What is Spider-Man’s favorite month of the year?

Q: What do you call Spider-Man joining the Marvel Universe?
A: A Spin-Off

Q: What does Spider Man put in his lemonade?
A: Just-ice.

Q: What do you get when you cross a hound dog with Spider-Man?
A: Peter Barker.

Q: What is Spiderman’s favorite day of the week?
A: FLY-day.

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