If you’re looking for funny Spider-Man jokes, then this collection of jokes about Spider-Man is for you.
These Spider Man jokes are clean and safe for kids of all ages. They are great for parents, teachers, coaches and anyone else looking to share a laugh about a superhero crime fighter.
Spider-Man jokes are fun anytime, but especially around Halloween when kids are excited about dressing up as their favorite super hero.
If you really like Spider-Man, or have kids that do, then bookmark this page and check back often because we’ll be adding new jokes to this page.
Jokes about Spider-Man
Q: Why is Spider-Man afraid to go out after dinner?
A: He’s afraid of krypto-night.
Q: Why doesn’t Spider Man like to talk to Bruce Wayne?
A: Because he has bat breath.
Q: What is Spider-Man’s favorite part of a joke?
A: The Punch Line!
Q: What outdoor sport does Spider-Man like?
A: Fly fishing.
Q: Why did Spider-Man borrow his parent’s car?
A: To take it out for a spin.
Q: Why is Spider-Man such a good baseball player?
A: He knows how to catch flies.
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Q: What do you get when you cross Spider-Man with an ear of corn?
A: Cobwebs.
Q: What is Spider-Man’s favorite month?
A: Web-ruary
Q: Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
A: He spent too much time on the web.
Q: What is Spider-Man’s favorite brand of Rice?
A: Uncle Ben’s
Q: How did Spider-Man learn how to make his spider-suit?
A: The World Wide Web
Q: How is Spider-Man like a toy top?
A: He’s always spinning.
Q: What is Spider-Man’s favorite Disney movie?
A: Peter Pan
Q: How does Spider-Man communicate with other superheroes?
A: The world wide web.
Q: What does Spider-Man put in his drink?
A: Just ice.
Q: What do you call Spider-Man joining the Marvel Universe?
A: A Spin-Off
Q: What baseball position does Spider-Man like most?
A: The outfield because he catches the most flies.
Q: What is Spider-Man’s favorite day of the week?
A: Flyday.
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Q: What did Iron Man say to Spider Man?
A: Don’t bug me.
Q: What’s a Spider-Man tongue twister?
A: Peter Parker picked a peck of pickled peppers.
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