Spider-Man Jokes

If you’re looking for funny Spider-Man jokes, then this collection of jokes about Spider-Man is for you.

These Spider Man jokes are clean and safe for kids of all ages. They are great for parents, teachers, coaches and anyone else looking to share a laugh about a superhero crime fighter.

Spider-Man jokes are fun anytime, but especially around Halloween when kids are excited about dressing up as their favorite super hero.

If you really like Spider-Man, or have kids that do, then bookmark this page and check back often because we’ll be adding new jokes to this page.

Jokes about Spider-Man

Q: Why is Spider-Man afraid to go out after dinner?
A: He’s afraid of krypto-night.

Q: Why doesn’t Spider Man like to talk to Bruce Wayne?
A: Because he has bat breath.

Q: What is Spider-Man’s favorite part of a joke?
A: The Punch Line!

Q: What outdoor sport does Spider-Man like?
A: Fly fishing.

Q: Why did Spider-Man borrow his parent’s car?
A: To take it out for a spin.

Q: Why is Spider-Man such a good baseball player?
A: He knows how to catch flies.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Spider-Man with an ear of corn?
A: Cobwebs.

Q: What is Spider-Man’s favorite month?
A: Web-ruary

Q: Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
A: He spent too much time on the web.

Q: What is Spider-Man’s favorite brand of Rice?
A: Uncle Ben’s

Q: How did Spider-Man learn how to make his spider-suit?
A: The World Wide Web

Q: How is Spider-Man like a toy top?
A: He’s always spinning.

Q: What is Spider-Man’s favorite Disney movie?
A: Peter Pan

Q: How does Spider-Man communicate with other superheroes?
A: The world wide web.

Q: What does Spider-Man put in his drink?
A: Just ice.

Q: What do you call Spider-Man joining the Marvel Universe?
A: A Spin-Off

Q: What baseball position does Spider-Man like most?
A: The outfield because he catches the most flies.

Q: What is Spider-Man’s favorite day of the week?
A: Flyday.

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Q: What did Iron Man say to Spider Man?
A: Don’t bug me.

Q: What’s a Spider-Man tongue twister?
A: Peter Parker picked a peck of pickled peppers.

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