Superman Jokes

If you’re looking for funny Superman jokes, then you’ve found them. This is the best collection of Superman jokes anywhere.

These Superman jokes are clean and safe for children of all ages. They are great for parents, teachers, babysitters, super hero fans and anyone else looking to share some laughs with the kids in their lives.

Other names for Superman include Clark Kent, the man of steel, Nightwing and Flamebird – and his real, Kryptonian name is Kal-El.

Superman jokes are fun anytime, but especially for kids birthday parties and around Halloween when they dress up as their favorite superhero.

If you really like Superman, or have kids that do, then bookmark this page and check back often for new additions. You’ll probably also want to check out our Superhero Jokes collection for Batman Jokes, Ant-Man Jokes and more.

Superman Jokes for Kids

Q: What does Superman use to eat cereal?
A: A Super bowl

Q: What is Superman’s favorite drink?
A: Lemon Aid.

Q: How did Superman fix the broken bridge?
A: A lot of Super Glue

Q: What happens to Superman after he eats a tic-tac?
A: He has super breath.

Q: What is Superman’s favorite sporting event?
A: The Super Bowl

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Q: Why is Clark Kent such a bad cook?
A: His cooking is Superbland.

Q: Why doesn’t Superman like to go out after dinner?
A: He’s afraid of krypto-night.

Q: What do you get if you cross the man of steel with a chowder?
A: Souperman.

Q: Why did all the pictures come out dark at Superman’s birthday party?
A: They forgot to invite the Flash.

Q: What do Superman put in his lemonade?
A: Just ice.

Q: When does Superman sleep?
A: At Krypto-night.

Q: What’s the name of Superman’s home planet in opposite dimension?
A: Kryptoff.

Q: What kind of home does Superman live in?
A: A Supermansion.

Q: Where does Superman go potty?
A: In the Supercan.

Q: Why does Superman tell jokes while he runs?
A: He’s an Action Comic.

Q: Why does Superman carry around a power converter when he’s in the United States?
A: Because he’s from the DC Universe.

Q: What is Superman’s favorite candy?
A: Clark Bars.

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Q: Why is it so easy for Superman to jump higher than tall buildings?
A: Because buildings can’t jump.

Q: Who would Superman say you should never hire to repair your lawn?
A: General Sod.

Q: Who was pre-historic Superman’s arch enemy?
A: T. Rex Luthor.

Q: What do you get when you cross a pig and Superman?
A: The man of Squeal.

Q: Where did Superman go to college?
A: Kent State.

Q: Where does Clark Kent go on vacation?
A: Cape Cod.

Q: What does Superman like even more than New Year’s Eves?
A: Christopher-eves.

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