If you’re searching for funny jokes about dogs or featuring dogs, then you’re going to love this collection.
Fun Facts: Dogs are capable of understanding up to 250 words and gestures, can count up to five and can perform simple mathematical calculations. The average dog is as intelligent as a two-year-old child.
Dog Jokes
Q: What do you call a silly dog in Australia?
A: A dingo-ling
Q: What kind of dog can track down flowers?
A: A bud hound
Q: Which city do dogs like the most?
A: New Yorkie
Q: How do you catch a lost dog?
A: Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone
Q: What dog loves to take bubble baths?
A: A shampoodle
Q: What kind of dogs do vampires like most?
A: A blood hound
Q: Why did the dog stay in the shade?
A: So he wouldn’t turn into a hot dog.
Q: What do you call a dog with a fever?
A: A hot dog.
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Q: What did the dog say to the flea?
A: Stop bugging me.
Q: What do dogs like for breakfast?
A: Pooched eggs.
Q: Why was the cat scared of the tree?
A: Because of its bark.
Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
A: A cat-has-trophy.
Q: What’s more amazing than a talking dog?
A: A spelling bee.
Q: Where do pit bull’s sit?
A: Anywhere they wants to.
Q: How are a dog and a marine biologist similar?
A: One wags a tail while the other tags a whale.
Q: How did the tiny Scottish dog feel when he saw a Great Dane?
A: Terrier-fied.
Q: What do you call a cold dog?
A: A Chili Dog.
Q: What would you get if you crossed a cocker spaniel with a poodle and a rooster?
A: Cocker-poodle-doo!
Q: What did the waiter say to the puppy?
A: bone-appetit!
Q: How can tell if you have a lazy dog?
A: It only chases parked cars.
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Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show.
Q: What do you get when you cross a sheepdog with a tulip?
A: A collie-flower.
Q: Where do dogs go if their tails fall off?
A: A re-tail store.
Q: What do you call a really cold dog?
A: A pupsicle.
Q: What do you get when you cross a gold dog with a cell phone?
A: A golden receiver.
Q: What dog wears glasses?
A: A cock-eyed spaniel.
Q: Why did the dog cross the road?
A: To get to the barking lot.
Q: Why did the Australian Cattledog cross the road twice?
A: He was fetching a boomerang.
Q: What kind of dog loves taking baths?
A: The shampoodle.
Q: What do you call a dog that meditates?
A: Aware wolf.
Q: What time is it when ten dogs chase a cat?
A: 10 After 1.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with a cheetah?
A: A dog that chases cars and actually catches them.
Q: What’s a dogs favorite kind of pizza?
A: Pupperoni pizza.
Q: What’s the only kind of dog you should eat?
A: A hot dog.
Q: What do you call a dog with a Timex?
A: A watch dog.
Q: What do you call a dog that sticks it’s tongue into an electric outlet?
A: Sparky.
Q: What does my dog and my iphone have in common?
A: They both have collar I.D.
Q: What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a racing dog?
A: a Greyhound Buzz.
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Q: What do you call a dog magician?
A: A labracadabrador.
Q: What state do dogs like?
A: New Yorkie.
Q: What do you get when you cross an Australian dog with a Beatle?
A: Dingo Starr.
Q: How do dog’s stop a dvd?
A: They press the paws button.
Q: What kind of dog chases things that are red?
A: A Bulldog.
