Knock Knock Jokes Starting with the Letter D

Donut starts with D and it is one of the Knock Knock jokes that you will find in this collection of knock-knock jokes that start with D.

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Donuts may have been created by mistake. One story tells of a cow who kicked over a pot of oil into a mixture of pastry dough.

Did You Know

June 7th is National Donut Day. Boston, MA has the most donut shops per person. Donuts used to be called ‘olykoeks,’ which is the Dutch term for ‘oily cakes.’ It can be spelled ‘donut’ and ‘doughnut.’ Over 10 billion donuts are made in the U.S. each year.

Knock Knock Jokes Starting with the Letter D

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
D-1
D-1 who?
D-1 knocking at D-door.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dancer
Dancer who?
Dancer is – it’s me.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Daryl
Daryl who?
Daryl be cake at my party.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dawn
Dawn who?
Dawn leave me out here.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Debbie
Debbie who?
Debbie or not to be, that is the question.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Deceit
Deceit who?
Deceit on the bus was wet.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Deduct
Deduct who?
Daffy Deduct.

More Jokes Continue Below ↓ ↓

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Denial
Denial who?
Denial is a river in Egypt.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Denise
Denise who?
Denise are on de-legs.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Doughnut
Doughnut who?
Doughnut leave me out here.

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Alfred Nobel named dynamite based on the Greek “dynamis” which means “power.”

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dyna
Dyna who?
Dynamite – BOOM!

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