Winter Knock Knock Jokes

Winter knock knock jokes are perfect for parents, teachers, skiers, children and anyone who likes winter. These knock knock winter jokes are sure to bring some laughs.

Tell funny winter knock-knock jokes when playing in the snow or watching it fall – or while waiting for the bus or going for a ride, ice skating or any other winter activities. Everyone loves the silliness of knock knock jokes!

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Knock Knock Winter Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow cone with cherry syrup please.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow real way of knowing.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow man named Frosty.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan awful cold.

Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you.

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy a snow storm coming!

Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow way I’m telling you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snowbody home.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ina.
Ina who?
Ina minute I’m going to build a snowman.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow boots on, ready to roll.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow business like show business like snow business I snow.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow mobile goes zoom.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma cold standing out here.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, I don’t remember.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow fact that I’m knocking.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow more presents under the tree.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow owl says hoot hoot.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Guitar.
Guitar who?
Guitar jackets, we’re going out in the cold!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snowsez.
Snowsez who?
Snowsez nothing – snow can’t talk!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow day – you can sleep late.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snowdin.
Snowdin who?
Snowdin and have to wait for the plow.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ant.
Ant who?
Antartic is always wintery.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Aurora.
Aurora who?
Aurora’s just come from the abominable snowman.

More Winter Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey know how cold it is outside?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dish is the coldest winter ever.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Freeze.
Freeze who?
Freeze a jolly good fellow. Freeze a jolly good fellow…

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys Winter. How about you?

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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up and open the door, it’s cold out here.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to shovel the driveway?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona snow blower.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima excited to build a snowman!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish I had a cup of cocoa!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Kanya
Kanya who?
Kanya help me find my gloves?

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in for hot cocoa.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah idea.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good joke about winter?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Naughty.
Naughty who?
Naughty in the pot so we have to brew more.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Star
Star who?
Star getting ready for the new year.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow business like show business.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to be playing games.

Knock,Knock
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow one’s at the door.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snowbody knows.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow sledding today – not enough snow.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.

According to the Wikipedia Knock Knock Jokes Page, knock-knock jokes are question-and-answer jokes, which typically ending with a pun. We hope you enjoyed these knock-knock jokes and thought they were punny! Make sure you check out our other Knock Knock Jokes for Kids.

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