Rain Jokes – Funny Jokes About Rain for Kids
Turn gloomy weather into giggles with our rain jokes collection! Perfect for kids, families, and classrooms, these funny jokes about rainy days are sure to bring smiles indoors or outdoors. From classic one-liners to silly knock-knock jokes and clever puns, there’s a joke here for every little laugh-seeker.
Pair these jokes with indoor games or craft activities on rainy days for hours of fun. Explore each category below and make rainy days something to look forward to!
Classic Rain Jokes
Perfect for all ages, these classic rain jokes are short, simple, and easy to remember. Add your own jokes below!
What goes up in the sky when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
Why were the rain and the lightning bolt in the news?
It’s too shocking to repeat!
What does a spy do when it’s raining?
He goes undercover.
What is Santa’s favorite weather?
It’s rain, dear!
How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.
Can bees fly when it’s raining?
Yep, with their yellow jackets.
Knock-Knock Rain Jokes
Kids love knock-knock jokes! Add your favorite rainy-day knock-knock jokes here for interactive fun.
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Butter!
Butter who?
Butter bring an umbrella, it looks like rain.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s raining outside.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Rain
Rain who?
Rain dear, Rudolph the Red Nose Rain Dear!
Knock, knock!
Who’s There?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the weatherman, it’s going to rain tomorrow.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
Wendy today; rainy tomorrow.
Animal-Themed Rain Jokes
Combine a love of animals with rainy-day humor. Perfect for kids who enjoy nature and silly animal antics.
What do you call a deer that loves being out in the rain?
A reindeer
What happens to elephants when it’s raining?
They get wet just like everyone else.
Why doesn’t a momma kangaroo like the rain?
Because the kids have to play inside on those days
What do you call a bear in the rain?
A drizzly bear
Pun and Wordplay Rain Jokes
For clever kids (and parents!), these puns and wordplay jokes will get everyone thinking and laughing.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mists.
What’s the difference between rain and climate?
You can’t rain a tree, but you can climate.
Why shouldn’t you fight with a rain cloud?
It’ll storm out on you.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
What do you call a pile of coins in the rain?
Climate change
What is the king’s favorite weather?
Hail.
When does it rain money?
When there’s a change in the weather.
Why is Britain the wettest country?
Because royalty has reigned there for centuries.
What does a raincloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderwear.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
It’s started raining really hard and all my kids are doing is standing at the window looking sad. If it gets any stronger, I’ll probably should let them in.
What do you call it when it starts to rain ducks and chickens?
Foul weather.
What is the wettest animal at the North Pole?
The rain-deer.
What do you call a rainbow without any colors?
A plain bow.
Rain on Halloween night sure does dampen spirits.
I entered a weather pun competition and beat the raining champion.
I heard that you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Denmark. I don’t know how I’m supposed to know when it’s raining in Denmark!
My daughter lost a softball game because of heavy rain… but she received a precipitation trophy
Rain Riddles
If a band is playing music and a thunderstorm hits, who is most likely to get hit by lightning?
The conductor…
Why did the umbrella go to the doctor?
It was feeling under the weather.
Tips for Enjoying Rainy Days
- Pair jokes with indoor activities for kids like scavenger hunts, balloon games, or freeze dance.
- Create a craft station with paper umbrellas, rain clouds, or coloring pages.
- Have a storytime corner where children read or act out jokes from this collection.
- Mix jokes into family game nights to make indoor time extra fun and laughter-filled.
