Looking for the best funny Halloween riddles for kids? You’ve come to the right place! At Fun Kids Jokes, we’ve created a huge list of clean, family-friendly Halloween riddles that are perfect for children, parents, and teachers. These silly brain teasers are just spooky enough for October, but always safe for the classroom, school newsletters, Halloween parties, or family fun at home.
You’ll find tons of Halloween riddles with answers featuring classic spooky characters like witches, ghosts, skeletons, pumpkins, vampires, zombies, mummies, bats, spiders, and black cats. From “trick-or-treat” riddles to funny pumpkin riddles, this page is full of laughs and groans for kids of all ages.
Whether you’re a teacher looking for Halloween riddles for the classroom, a parent planning a party, or a kid who loves sharing jokes with friends, these riddles are sure to get everyone into the spooky spirit. Bookmark this page and share it for endless Halloween giggles!
Riddle:
Why don’t American witches buy broomsticks from Australia?
Answer:
Because they always fly right back to Australia (like a boomerang).
Riddle:
Why was the broom stick upset with the dishonest sales witch?
Answer:
Because it got taken for a ride.
Riddle:
What has six legs and sits on a broomstick?
Answer:
A witch with her black cat.
Riddle:
If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on?
Answer:
Their paws.
Riddle:
How do black cats eat Halloween candy?
Answer:
With their mouths just like everyone else.
Riddle:
What hobby do black cat’s do in their spare time?
Answer:
Witch crafts.
Riddle:
Why was the Jack-o-lantern so naughty?
Answer:
His candle was wicked.
Riddle:
What is more amazing than a talking black cat?
Answer:
A spelling bee.
Riddle:
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a Jack o’ lantern by it’s diameter?
Answer:
Pumpkin pi.
Riddle:
Where does a black cat go if it loses its tail?
Answer:
The retail store.
Riddle:
When is it unlucky to see a black cat?
Answer:
When you’re a mouse.
Riddle:
How do you spell mousetrap with three letters?
Answer:
C-A-T.
Riddle:
During which month do black cats screach the least often?
Answer:
February, because it’s the shortest month.
Riddle:
How is a black cat like a candle?
Answer:
They’re both wicked.
Riddle:
What happens to black cats when it rains?
Answer:
They get wet just like everyone else!
Riddle::
Where can a black cat sit, but you can’t?
Answer:
On your lap.
Riddle:
Why did the black cat put oil on the mouse?
Answer:
Because it squeaked.
Riddle: What outdoor sport do spiders like?
Answer:
Fly fishing.
Riddle: What has 72 legs and catches flies?
Answer:
A spider baseball team.
Riddle: Why are spiders like toy tops?
Answer:
They are always spinning.
Riddle: What do you get when you cross a spider with an ear of corn?
Answer:
Cobwebs.
Riddle: What do they teach in witching school?
Answer:
Spelling.
Riddle: What type of monster loves dance music?
Answer:
The boogieman
Riddle: What’s a ghosts favorite body of water?
Answer:
Lake Eerie.
Riddle:
What was the mummy musician’s favorite note?
Answer:
The dead sea
Riddle:
Why did the police officer arrest the ghost?
Answer:
Because he didn’t have a haunting license.
Riddle:
What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Answer:
Ice-Scream.
Riddle:
What is a vampire’s favorite candy?
Answer:
Suckers
Riddle:
What is a vampire’s favorite type of dog?
Answer:
A blood hound.
Riddle:
Why did the Zombie join the army?
Answer:
He heard they give out arms.
Riddle:
How did the skeleton know another skeleton was lying?
Answer:
It could see right through him.
Riddle:
What do monsters use to get into their castles?
Answer:
Skeleton keys.
Riddle:
Which type of fruit do vampire’s like most?
Answer:
NECKtarines.
Riddle:
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
Answer:
He got ticks.
Riddle:
What do hockey players say on Halloween?
Answer:
Hat trick or treat!
Riddle:
Why is Superman’s costume so tight fitting?
Answer:
Because it’s a size “S”
Riddle:
Why did the monster knit herself three socks?
Answer:
Because she had three feet.
Riddle:
What do zombies read every morning?
Answer:
Their HORRORscope.
Riddle:
When do monster cattle howl?
Answer:
During a bull moon…
Riddle:
What is the best way to speak to a monster?
Answer:
From far away.
Riddle:
What kind of monster has the best hearing?
Answer:
The EAR-iest one.
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