Ghoul Jokes

Looking for jokes about ghouls for Halloween, a game or a party? This is the best collection of ghoul jokes online – that are clean and safe for kids of all ages.

These ghould jokes are great for teachers, parents, party hosts, costume parties and to share on Halloween.

Ghouls are kind of like the zombies of the ghost world. Ghouls are monsters or evil spirits from Arabic mythology. They are associated with graveyards and trying to chase people.

Ghoul Jokes

Q: What kind of dog do ghouls like most?
A: Ghoulden Retrievers.

Q: Who did the boy monster take to the Halloween dance?
A: His boo-tiful ghoul-friend.

Q: What do ghouls put on their hot dogs?
A: Ghoulden’s Mustard.

Q: Where do young ghouls spend their days?
A: In sghoul.

Q: Why do ghouls like ice cream?
A: Because it’s ghoulilicous.

Q: Which sport do ghouls do on the weekend?
A: They play a round of ghoulf.

Q: What is the hardest thing to sell to a ghoul?
A: Life insurance.

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Q: What do ghoul werewolves do at the full moon?
A: They ghowl at it.

Q: What do you do with a green ghoul?
A: Wait til it ripens.

Q: Why are ghouls covered in wrinkles?
A: They’re too hard to iron.

Q: Why do ghouls only eat organic food?
A: Because it’s super-natural.

Q: What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?
A: From far away.

Q: What do you do with a blue ghoul?
A: Try to cheer it up.

Q: Who was the ghoul’s favorite family member?
A: His mummy.

Q: Why was the ghoul so smart?
A: He ate brain food.

Q: What do you do with a hot ghoul?
A: Give it some cold ghoulade.

Q: What do ghouls like for dessert?
A: Booberry pie.

Q: How do you greet a two-headed ghoul?
A: Hello, hello.

Q: Who did the monster take to the prom?
A: His ghoul friend.

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Q: What’s a ghouls favorite bean?
A: Human beans.

Q: What was the ghoul’s favorite love story?
A: Romeo and Ghouliet.

Q: What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
A: Ghoulscout cookies.

Q: Why was the ghoul getting high fives?
A: He kicked a field ghoul to win the football game.

Q: Did you hear about the ghoul who had six arms?
A: He was very handy.

Q: Which kind of street do ghouls live on?
A: The dead end.

Q: How do you keep a ghoul in supsense?
A: Tell him later.

Q: What was the ghoul’s favorite pet?
A: Ghoulfish.

Q: What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
A: You gruesome this year.

Q: What do you do when 10 ghouls are at your front door?
A: Hope it’s Halloween.

Q: What did the ghouls eat at the barbecue?
A: Handburgers.

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Q: Who did the boy monster take to the Halloween dance?
A: His boo-tiful ghoul-friend.

Q: What do young monsters travel in the morning?
A: The ride the sghoul bus.

Q: Which ghoul loves to dance?
A: The boogieman.

Q: Why did the ghoul bury the bowling trophy?
A: He wanted it engraved.

Q: When did all the ghouls go to California?
A: During the ghould rush.

Q: Why did the ghoul go to the dance?
A: To see the boogie man.

Q: What happened to the naughty young ghoul?
A: He got sghoulded by his mother. (scolded)

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Q: Where do ghouls learn about algebra?
A: In high sghoul.

Q: Do ghouls eat their Halloween candy with their fingers?
A: No – they eat the fingers separately.

Q: What was the ghoul’s favorite party game?
A: Hide-and-go-shriek

Q: Why did the ghoul eat a flash light?
A: Because he wanted a light meal.

Q: Where do baby ghoul stay during the day?
A: Day-scare

Q: Which fast food sign do ghouls look for when they’re traveling?
A: The Ghoulden Arches.

Q: What did they call the mischievous twin ghouls?
A: Double trouble.

Q: What do ghouls put in their hair?
A: Scare spray

Q: Which monster did the 3-bears catch sleeping?
A: Ghouldilocks.

Q: Which ghoul lives in Town Hall?
A: The night-mayor.

Q: What kind of ghoul has the best hearing ?
A: The eeriest.

Q: Why couldn’t the ghoul go to school with the witch?
A: He couldn’t spell.

Q: How do ghouls tell their future?
A: They read their horror-scope.

Q: What tops off a ghoul’s ice cream sundae?
A: Whipped scream.

Q: What kind of makeup do ghouls wear?
A: Mas-scare-a

Q: What position did the ghoul play on the soccer team?
A: Ghoulie.

Q: Why do demons and ghouls get along so well?
A: Because demons are a ghouls best friend.

Q: What plants do ghouls like best?
A: Ceme-trees.

Q: Why didn’t the ghoul slurp his food?
A: Because then it would be a goblin.

Q: What kind of hotdogs to ghouls like best?
A: Halloweiners.

Q: What do demons eat for dinner?
A: Ghoulash.

Q: What Shakespearean play did the ghoul like most?
A: Romeo and Ghouliet.

Q: What do ghouls serve to drink at Halloween parties?
A: Ghoulade.

Q: What did the monster wear when it rained?
A: Ghouloshes.

Q: What did the ghoul go to jail?
A: Because he Ghoulty of a crime.

Q: What did they call the brother and sister ghouls?
A: A gruesome twosome.

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