Demon Jokes

Looking for jokes about demons for Halloween, a game or a party? This is the best collection of demon jokes online that are clean and safe for kids of all ages. Great for teachers, parents, party hosts, costume parties and to share on Halloween.

Demon Jokes

Q: What do devils serve to drink at Halloween parties?
A: Demonade.

Q: Which canned veggies do devils like most?
A: DeMonte

Q: What do demons eat for breakfast?
A: Deviled eggs.

Q: Which hockey team do demons root for?
A: The New Jersey Devils

Q: Which demon is a Looney Toon?
A: The Tasmanian Devil.

Q: Why did the demon want a night light in his room?
A: He was afraid of demonster in the closet.

Q: How do demons pay for things?
A: With demoney.

Q: What do demons do when their tummy aches?
A: They Demoan about it.

Q: What part of the day is the hardest for demons?
A: Waking up in demoning (the morning)

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Q: Which day of the week are demons most tired?
A: De-Monday, just like everyone else.

Q: When do demons eat dinner?
A: At 6:66 pm.

Q: Why should you always read the fine print?
A: Because the devil is in the details.

Q: Why didn’t the demon slurp his food?
A: Because then he would be a goblin.

Q: What type of music do demons like?
A: Soul music.

Q: What do werewolves howl at?
A: De-mon. (the moon)

Q: Why do demons and ghouls get along so well?
A: Because demons are a ghouls best friend.

Q: Who do demons howl at?
A: De-mon on De-moon.

Q: What do demons do to stay in shape?
A: The exorcise a lot.

Q: What is a devil’s lesson called ?
A: A demon-stration.

Q: What did the ghost say when the devilish neighbor was at the door?
A: Demon from next door is here.

Q: How do devils show you things?
A: They demon-strate it.

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Q: How do you tell if someone is a demon?
A: By their tail.

Q: What do they say about the insane demon?
A: He’s demonted.

Q: Why can bosses be like demons?
A: They can fire you.

Q: Who is the fastest devil?
A: The speed demon.

Q: Why couldn’t the demon fall asleep?
A: He was afraid of demonster under the bed.

Q: What did the demon do when he got a new house?
A: Had a house burning party.

Q: When do demons wash their clothes?
A: At the end of demonth.

Q: Why do devils like baseball?
A: It’s played on a baseball demon (diamond).

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Demon who?
Demon knocking at your door.

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