Demon Jokes

Demon jokes, riddles, puns and knock-knock jokes about demons.

Looking for demon jokes for Halloween, a game or a party? This is the best collection of demon jokes online that are clean and funny for kids of all ages.

These demon jokes are great for parents, teachers, trick or treaters, party hosts and at costume parties.

Demons are evil spirits, which makes demon jokes perfect to share on Halloween. They are also perfect for when you’re around a campfire or after watching a spooky movie.

Demon Jokes

Q: What do devils serve to drink at Halloween parties?
A: Demonade.

Q: Which canned veggies do devils like most?
A: DeMonte

Q: What do demons eat for breakfast?
A: Deviled eggs.

Q: How do demons stay fit?
A: They exorcise regularly.

Q: Which hockey team do demons root for?
A: The New Jersey Devils

Q: Which demon is a Looney Toon?
A: The Tasmanian Devil.

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Q: Why did the demon want a night light in his room?
A: He was afraid of demonster in the closet.

Q: How do demons pay for things?
A: With demoney.

Q: What do demons do when their tummy aches?
A: They Demoan about it.

Q: What part of the day is the hardest for demons?
A: Waking up in demoning (the morning)

Q: When do demons eat dinner?
A: At 6:66 pm.

Q: Why should you always read the fine print?
A: Because the devil is in the details.

Q: Why didn’t the demon slurp his food?
A: Because then he would be a goblin.

Demon Jokes for Halloween

Q: What type of music do demons like?
A: Soul music.

Q: What do werewolves howl at?
A: De-mon. (the moon)

Q: What do you call a naughty demon who drinks too much coffee?
A: A caffiend

Q: Why do demons and ghouls get along so well?
A: Because demons are a ghouls best friend.

Q: Who do demons howl at?
A: De-mon on De-moon.

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Q: What do demons do to stay in shape?
A: The exorcise a lot.

Q: What is a devil’s lesson called ?
A: A demon-stration.

Q: What do you call a tree possesed by a demon?
A: Treevil

Q: What did the ghost say when the devilish neighbor was at the door?
A: Demon from next door is here.

Q: How do devils show you things?
A: They demon-strate it.

Q: How do you tell if someone is a demon?
A: By their tail.

Q: What do demons keep their human souls?
A: In suffer-ware

Q: What do they say about the insane demon?
A: He’s demonted.

Q: Why can bosses be like demons?
A: They can fire you.

Q: Who is the fastest devil?
A: The speed demon.

Q: Why couldn’t the demon fall asleep?
A: He was afraid of demonster under the bed.

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Q: What dessert do demons never eat?
A: Angel Food Cake!

Q: What did the demon do when he got a new house?
A: Had a house burning party.

Q: When do demons wash their clothes?
A: At the end of demonth.

Q: Why do devils like baseball?
A: It’s played on a baseball demon (diamond).

Funny Demon Jokes for Teachers

Q: What do apostrophes and demonic behavior have in common?
A: They’re both signs of possession.

Q: Which day of the week are demons most tired?
A: De-Monday, just like everyone else.

Top 13 Demon Jokes – Knock Knock Collection

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Demon.
Demon who?
Demon knocking at your door.

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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Dee.
Dee who?
Demon coming to get you!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Demon.
Demon who?
De-money is under the door mat!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Albi.
Albi who?
Albi hiding my Halloween candy from all the demons!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Chuck.
Chuck who?
Chuck to see if the demon is gone.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter watch out for that demon!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hayden.
Hayden who?
Hayden out so the demon doesn’t catch me.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Terri.
Terri who?
Terrified of demons…

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up there is a demon after me!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Howie
Howie who?
Howie going to get away from the demons?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Ice Cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream when I see demons.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Omar.
Omar live who?
Omar gosh, it’s a demon!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say demon?

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