Snowman Jokes

Snowman jokes for kids, including snowman riddles, snowman puns and more. Huge collection of Clean snowman jokes for children and adults of all ages. These snowman jokes also include jokes about Frosty the snowman – the most famous snowman of all.

Especially popular during the winter months and during Christmas vacation when kids are outside building snowmen and snow forts, these jokes are sure to bring a smile.

These snowman jokes are clean and safe for kids of all ages. No worries at all for parents and teachers.

Snowman Jokes

Q: What do snowmen take when the sun gets too hot?
A: A chill pill.

Q: Where does a snowman keep his money?
A: In a snow bank.

Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes.

Q: What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
A: A snowball.

Q: What is a girl snowman called?
A: A snow-ma’am.

Q: What’s white and flies up?
A: A confused snowflake.

Q: What did the snow pile say when he was asked to commit a crime?
A: Snow way man

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Q: Why didn’t the snow man eat the chicken wings?
A: Because it had hot sauce on it.

Q: What is Frosty the Snowman’s favorite cereal?
A: Ice Crispies.

Q: What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A: Ice caps.

Q: Where do snowmen get the weather report?
A: The Winternet.

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: What does a snowman eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted flakes.

Dad Snowman Jokes

Q: What did one snowman say to the other?
A: Do you smell carrots?

Q: What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
A: You’re cool.

Q: What do you call a snowman party?
A: A Snowball.

Q: What was the snowman’s favorite dinner?
A: An Iceberger.

Q: Why did the snow man turn yellow?
A: Ask the dog.

Q: How does Frosty the Snowman get around the neighborhood?
A: On his ice-icle.

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Q: Why did Frosty go to the middle of the big lake?
A: Because snow man’s an island.

Q: What does a snowman like to put on his icebergers?
A: Chilly sauce.

Q: What did the police officer say when he saw the snowman stealing?
A: Freeze.

Q: What kind of cake does snowman like?
A: Any kind with lots of frosting.

Q: Where do Frosty the snowman and his wife go to dance?
A: Snowballs.

Q: What does a snowman put on his face at night?
A: Cold cream.

Q: What does Frosty the Snowman take when he gets sick?
A: A chill pill.

Snowman Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow who?
Snowman needs coal for buttons!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow who?
Snow man named Frosty.

Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter.

Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Snow man.
Snow man who?
Snow man, I’m not going to tell you.

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