Star Wars Knock-Knock Jokes

We have the best collection of Star Wars Jokes for kids (and everyone else).

But if you’re only interested in Star Wars knock-knock jokes, then this collection is for you.

You’ll find knock knock jokes about Star Wars characters, planets, and other Star Wars topics.

Don’t knock these Star Wars jokes – they’re funny!

Star Wars Knock-knock Jokes

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Alderaan.
Alderaan who?
Alderaan the fastest mile in class.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Anakin.
Anakin who?
Anakin I get some candy please?

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Art.
Art who?
R2-D2!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Ahsoka.
Ahsoka who?
Ahsoka my beans before I cook ’em.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Bb-8.
Bb-8 who?
Bb-8 nobody, I hope! That would be gross!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Bespin.
Bespin who?
Bespin wins.

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Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Boba Fett.
Boba Fett who?
Boba Fett my goldfish.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Beru.
Beru who?
Don’t cry…

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Endor.
Endor who?
Endor beginning?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Ewok.
Ewok who?
Ewoked the door, wet me in!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Kylo.
Kylo who?
Kylo, Kylo, it’s off to school I go.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Mustafar.
Mustafar who?
Mustafar – we’re going to need a ride.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Leia.
Leia who?
Lei-a hand on me and I’m telling!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Leia.
Leia who?
Leia cookie on my plate.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke-a-laylee, play me a song.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Lando.
Lando who?
Lando – drop anchor!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke out! Here comes another knock knock joke!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Obi-Wan.
Obi-Wan who?
You’re the Obi-Wan for me!

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Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Obi.
Obi who?
Obi wan a cracker?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Padme.
Padme who?
Padme down if you have to, but let me in!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Ren.
Ren who?
Ren is lunch? I’m starving!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
R2D2.
R2D2 who?
R2D2 or RU not D2?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Vader.
Vader who?
Vader minute while I tell a joke.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Yeti.
Yetiwho?
Yeti is getting cold…

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda.
Yoda who?
Yoda leh ee-hooo!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda.
Yoda who?
Yoda coolest!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Watto.
Watto who?
Watto you wanto from a me?

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