Winnie the Pooh Knock Knock Jokes

We have a great collection of Winnie the Pooh jokes, but this is a collection of Winnie the Pooh Knock Knock jokes.

Knock knock jokes are silly, so what better way to tell jokes about a silly old bear than with silly knock-knock jokes?

When you’re done with this page of knock knock jokes about Winnie the Pooh and his friends, like Eeyore, Tigger, Rabbit, Roo, Kanga and Gopher, head over to our big collection of Winnie the Pooh jokes for even more laughs.

Winnie the Pooh Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eeyore.
Eeyore who?
Eeyore not to E. That is the question.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eeyore.
Eeyore who?
Eeyore, thanks for noticin’ me.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eeyore.
Eeyore who?
Eeyore comes from the Eemine.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eeyore.
Eeyore who?
Eeyore is locked, let me in.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Gopher the gold!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Gophers like to goph at the goph course.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey.
Honey who?
Honey? Did someone say honey?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Kangaroo you silly old bear.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Kanga outside to play?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Kanga Roo’s mommy.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Piglet.
Piglet who?
Piglet a fly in the house, oh no.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Piglet.
Piglet who?
Piglet me in, it’s cold out here.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pooh.
Pooh who?
Pooh with a rumbly in his tummy.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pooh.
Pooh who?
Don’t Cry.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl let you know later.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl at the moon.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl – I stubbed my toe!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rab-bit all the carrots.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roo.
Roo who?
Roo who – how are you?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roo.
Roo who?
Root, root, root for the home team.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roo.
Roo who?
Roo are you?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roo.
Roo who?
Roo would know if you opened the door.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tee Eye.
Tee Eye who?
Tee Eye Double Gee R!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tigger.
Tigger who?
Tigger who’s going to bounce you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tut.
Tut who?
Tut, tut it looks like rain.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Winnie-the
Winnie-the who?
No, silly… it’s not Winnie the who, it’s Winnie the Pooh!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Winnie the Pooh
Winnie the Pooh who?
Winnie the Pooh and Tigger Too!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Winnie the Pooh.
Winnie the Pooh who?
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Winnie the Pooh.
Winnie the Pooh who?
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Winnie the Pooh.
Winnie the Pooh who?
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Winnie the Pooh again!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Z.
Z who?
Z honey. Where is z honey.

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