Gargoyle Jokes

Gargoyle jokes, gargoyle puns, riddles and funny jokes about gargoyles, including knock-knock jokes.

Gargoyles in monster stories are inspired by the typically stone gargoyles used in architecture.

These clean gargoyle jokes for kids and adults of all ages are perfect for Halloween or anytime.

There are a number of gargoyle myths from various regions, mainly Europe. Some believe that gargoyles serve to frighten away evil spirits. Stone gargoyles are seen as being able to come to life.

In France, there is the legend of the Gargouille, which was a fire-breathing dragon with wings and a long neck that was believed to scare away evil.

In reality, gargoyles actually serve as a way to divert water. Most gargoyles you see on a roof top will spout water from their mouth when it rains!

These Gargoyle jokes are perfect for parents, teachers, children, horror story fans, historians and history buffs, people interested in architecture and anyone who sees a gargoyle looking at them.

Gargoyle Jokes

Q: What musical keeps Gargoyles entertained?
A: Fiddler on the Roof

Q: Why was the gargoyle cast as a lifeguard for the beach movie?
A: He had a chiseled physique.

Q: Why did the gargoyle get sent to the principals office?
A: For spouting off at the teacher.

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Q: Why was the gargoyle a poor bowler?
A: He always ended up in the gutter.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gargoyle who?
Gargoyle with salt water and your throat might feel better.

Q: How do statues order their eggs?
A: Gargboyled…

Q: Why was the statue holding a bottle of mouthwash?
A: To gargoyle with…

Q: What did the gargoyle say when there was a knock on the door?
A: Is-tat-you?

Q: What do you call a Gargoyle who is given everything it wants?
A: Garspoiled.

Q: What sound does a gargoyle make when sneezing?
A: Stat-choo!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Eva who?
Eva see a Gargoyle?

Q: Why was the gargoyle knocking at the door?
A: To sell goyl scout cookies.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hugh who?
Hugh’s afraid of gargoyles?

Q: What makes gargoyles grow?
A: Fertile gargsoil.

Q: What do you get when you press a Garg?
A: Gargoyle.

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Q: What’s hairy and watches from the tops of Caribbean buildings?
A: A coconut gargoyle.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Chuck who?
Chuck to see if the gargoyles are gone.

Q: Why won’t a gargoyle laugh at these jokes?
A: Because they are stone-faced.

Q: Who did the statue bring to the prom?
A: His gargoyle-friend.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gargoyle who?
Gargoyle is what I use in my salad dressing.

Q: Where do gargoyles go to school?
A: Monsters University.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Butter who?
Butter watch out for that gargoyle!

Q: What’s made of stone and can protect your eyes?
A: Goggoyles.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hayden who?
Hayden out so the gargoyle doesn’t see me.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Terry who?
Terryfied of gargoyles…

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