Banshee Jokes

Banshee jokes, riddles, puns and knock-knock jokes about spirits known as banshee.

These clean banshee jokes are fun anytime, but they are especially popular during the Halloween season.

A Banshee is a sad spirit that comes from Irish and Celtic folklore. Banshees are also referred to as: woman of the fairy mound, fairy woman, Irish Bean Sidhe, bean sí, Scots Gaelic Ban Sith, and Woman of the Fairies. The Welsh have their own version of a Banshee, called the gwrach y Rhibyn (witch of Rhibyn).

A Banshee is known for her shrieking, wailing and keening. She may be shown to have long red hair with eyes that are red from continually crying so much. The cry of this spirit is said to be mournful beyond all other sounds on earth.

But while the Banshee is a sad spirit, these jokes about banshees are meant to life your spirits! And after you laugh your way through these jokes, check out these related joke pages: Ghost Jokes, Ghoul Jokes, Halloween Jokes, and Headless Horseman Jokes.

Banshee Jokes

Q: How does a banshee keep her hair in place?
A: With scare spray.

Q: Why did the banshee marry the pirate?
A: So she could wail the seven seas.

Q: How did the banshee know her future?
A: She read her horror-scope.

Q: What type of banshee has the best hearing?
A: The EAR-iest.

Q: What is the name of the French painting of a banshee?
A: Moaner Lisa.

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Q: Where did the banshee board the train?
A: At a wail-way station.

Q: What band did the banshee listen to the most?
A: Bob Marley and the WAILERS.

Q: Why couldn’t they arrest the banshee for disturbing the peace?
A: It was tough to pin anything on her…

Q: What happens when a banshee gets lost in fog?
A: She is mist…

Q: Where does the banshee go to mail postcards?
A: The ghost office.

Q: What’s a banshee’s favorite game?
A: Hide-and-Go-Shriek.

Q: Why couldn’t the banshee go to school with the witch?
A: She couldn’t spell.

Q: What was the loud banshee told by the haunted hotel owner?
A: Ghostay somewhere else.

Q: Where do banshees go to fish?
A: Lake Eerie.

Q: How did the skeleton make the banshee laugh?
A: He threw his funny bone at her.

Q: What was the fairy woman’s favorite rock band?
A: Van Wailin’

Q: What time is it when a banshee haunts your campsite?
A: Time to find a new campsite.

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Q: What did the Banshee order for dessert?
A: Ice scream!

Q: What kind of stories do banshees like to tell?
A: Fairy tales.

Q: Why did the banshee only eat organic food?
A: Because it’s super-natural.

Q: What day of the week do they see the most banshees?
A: Sadderday.

Q: What goes on top of a banshee’s ice cream sundae?
A: Whipped scream.

Q: What did the banshee order to go with her lasagna?
A: Gaelic bread.

Q: What do banshees eat on hot summer nights?
A: I-scream

Roses are red,
and so is my hair,
I am a banshee,
and it’s time to get scared!

Q: How do banshee’s fly?
A: On American Scareways.

Q: Why are so many Canadians haunted by banshees?
A: They live in terror-tories.

Q: What do banshees like their coffee?
A: With scream and sugar…

Q: Which type of trees can you find banshee near?
A: Ceme-trees.

Q: Who senator represents banshees in congress?
A: The Spooker of the House.

Q: How do banshees like their eggs?
A: Terri-fried.

Q: What outdoor game do a group of banshees play to pass the time?
A: Hide-and-go-shriek.

Q: When does a banshee have breakfast?
A: In the moaning.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Moana who?
Moana lot because I’m a banshee.

Q: How are banshees useful for tennis?
A: They know how to make a racket.

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Q: What did the woman of the fairy mound rent for the kids birthday party?
A: A banshee house.

Q: What day of the week are banshees the busiest?
A: Moanday.

Q: What do you do when a banshee is at your front door?
A: Hope it’s Halloween.

Q: What kind of makeup do banshees wear?
A: Mas-SCARE-a.

After you laugh your way through these jokes, check out these related joke pages: Ghost Jokes, Ghoul Jokes, Halloween Jokes, and Headless Horseman Jokes. If you are an adult interested in banshee lore, take a look at the Wikipedia Banshee page and the Britannica Banshee page.

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