Yoda Jokes

Funny Yoda jokes for Star Wars fans of all ages. These clean Yoda jokes, riddles, Yoda puns, one-liners and knock-knock jokes are perfect for parents, teachers, kids, adults and any fan of Star Wars movies, shows and publications.

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Yoda is a character created by George Lucas for Star Wars. Yoda is a small, green creature who is powerful through his use of the Force.

Yoda served as grandmaster of the Jedi Order and trained Jedi for hundreds of years, including Obi-Wan Kenobi and Luke Skywalker. He lives on the planet of Dagobah.

Yoda was also a general who led clone troopers in the Clone Wars. One of his foes is Emperor Palpatine.

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Yoda Jokes

Q: What was Yoda’s last name?
A: LayHeeHoo…

Q: Why does Yoda train jedi?
A: It helps make the Dagobah.

Yodas favorite dinosaur was a Do-ceratops… because there is no Tri.

Q: How did Yoda get down from the bantha?
A: He didn’t. You can only get down from a goose…

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Q: Which one of Yoda’s enemies needed to get more sun?
A: Emperor PALE-patine.

Q: Why did Count Dooku throw steaks at Yoda?
A: So he could MEAT his destiny.

Q: What happened when Luke Skywalker’s X-Wing landed in the water when visiting Yoda on Dagobah?
A: It got wet.

Q: What is Yoda short for?
A: Because he’s got little legs.

Q: What did Yoda call Chewbacca’s foolish error?
A: A wookie mistake.

Q: Why did Yoda always carry a camera?
A: He loves to take Yodagraphs.

Q: What did Yoda say when Luke said something obvious?
A: No-Duh!

Q: Why were Yoda’s eyes crossing on the first day of Jedi school?
A: He couldn’t control his pupils!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yoda.
Yoda who?
Yoda-mands are unreasonable…

Q: Why wouldn’t Yoda believe that Obi Wan had an identical twin?
A: Because there can be only Wan Kenobi.

Q: Who is Yoda’s favorite chello player?
A: Yo-Yo-Da

Q: Why was Yoda upset with all the attention Obi Wan was getting?
A: It made him GREEN with envy.

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Q: What does Yoda do when he hears a bad joke?
A: He forces a smile

Q: Who served Yoda at the Death Star Diner?
A: Darth Waiter

Q: What is Yoda’s favorite chocolate snack food?
A: Drake Chocolate Yoda-ls

Q: Who raised baby Yoda?
A: The Man-dad-lorian.

Q: What did Yoda say to the sheep?
A: With ewe, may the force be.

Q: What haircare brand does Baby Yoda use?
A: Manda L’Oréal

Q: Why was Yoda such a good gardener?
A: Because he had green thumb.

Q: Why did Luke think Yoda might be sick?
A: He looked a little green…

Q: Why was Yoda so comical?
A: He was a master of the Farce.

Q: Why did Yoda wear sunglasses to the first day of Jedi school?
A: He heard his new students were bright.

Q: What did Yoda do when he’s tired of Anakin’s questions?
A: Ewoks away.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda.
Yoda who?
Yoda best kid I know.

Q: Why didn’t Luke Skywalker ever ask Yoda for money?
A: Yoda was always short.

Q: What kind of car does Yoda’s drive?
A: A To-Yoda!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda.
Yoda who?
Yoda man!

Q: What did Yoda say to encourage the grammer student?
A: Metaphors be with you…

Q: Who did Yoda call to help open PDF files?
A: Adobe Wan Kenobi

Q: Why was Yoda afraid of 7?
A: Because 9 7 8.

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Q: Why is Yoda always invited on picnics?
A: He has the forks with him.

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