Hulk Jokes

If you’re looking for funny Hulk jokes, then this collection of jokes about the Marvel superhero known as Hulk is for you.

These Hulk jokes are clean and safe for kids of all ages – but they can be SMASHING good fun for adults too. They are great for parents, teachers, coaches and anyone else looking to share a laugh about the Hulk with the children in their lives.

Superhero jokes are fun anytime, but Hulk jokes are especially funny around Halloween when kids are excited about dressing up as their favorite green super hero — who is part of the team of Avengers from Marvel.

This collection of Hulk jokes is one of the many popular superhero joke collections on the Fun Kids Jokes website. You’ll also find Superman jokes, Supergirl jokes, Batman jokes, Iron Man Jokes, Robin jokes, Wonder Woman jokes, Aquaman jokes, Thor jokes, Captain America jokes, Ant-Man jokes, Black Panther Jokes, Flash Jokes, Spider Man Jokes, Wolverine jokes and more Super Hero Jokes.

If you really like Hulk, also known as Bruce Banner, or have kids that do, then bookmark this page and check back often because we’re constantly adding new jokes to this page.

Jokes about Hulk

Q: How did the Avengers fix the bridge the Hulk broke?
A: With a lot of Super Glue

Q: Why did Bruce Banner start to recycle?
A: He went green…

Q: What happens when Hulk jumps into the Black Sea?
A: He gets wet.

Q: Where does Bruce Banner get his tomatoes?
A: From a Greenhouse.

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Q: Why did all the pictures come out dark from Hulk’s birthday party?
A: He forgot to invite the Flash.

Q: What did Bruce Banner order to drink at the Chinese restaurant?
A: Green tea.

Q: What does Hulk put in his lemonade?
A: Just ice.

Q: What is Hulk’s favorite drink?
A: Fruit punch.

Q: What did Bruce Banner say to Spider Man?
A: Don’t bug me.

Q: Why didn’t Hulk end the golf game?
A: He couldn’t leave the green.

Q: What party game does Bruce Banner like the most?
A: The scAVENGER hunt.

Q: How does Hulk help the environment?
A: By living green…

Q: What did Bruce Banner name his jazz band?
A: Avengers Ensemble.

Q: Why did Bruce Banner flush the toilet?
A: Because it was his duty…

Q: What did Hulk say to the grass?
A: I am green with envy

Q: Why was Hulk always so mad?
A: He was from IRE-land

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Q: Why is Hulk such a good gardener?
A: He has green thumbs!

Q: What brand of tools does Bruce Banner like most?
A: Stan Lee.

Q: Why is Hulk’s favorite day on February 29th?
A: It’s Leap Year!

Q: What college fraternity was Bruce Banner in?
A: Gotta Lotta Gamma.

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