Cincinnati Bengals Football Jokes

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Cincinnati Bengals Jokes

Q: Which Bengals player wears the biggest helmet?
A: The one with the biggest head.

Q: What does Cincinnati Bengals wear to sleep?
A: Paw-jamas!

Q: What do Cincinnati Bengals players wear on Halloween?
A: Face Masks!

Q: Which baseball team do Cincinnati Bengal roar for?
A: The CUBS. (Tiger babies are called cubs)

Q: What do Cincinnati Bengals receivers and the Post Office have in common?
A: Neither will be open on Super Bowl Sunday!

Q. What do you get if you cross a Cincinnati Bengal with an LA Ram?
A. A striped sweater. (Bengals are striped, rams are sheep, sheep produce wool, wool is used in sweaters.)

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Q: What’s the difference between Cincinnati Bengals fans and mosquitoes?
A: Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer.

Q: What kind of tea do Cincinnati Bengals football players drink?
A: Penal-tea

Q. What kind of throws does Joe Burrow make?
A. Purr-fect passes.

Q: Which Bengals player can jump higher than a house?
A: All of them – houses can’t jump at all.

Q: Where does Sony Michel like to eat?
A: Fast food restaurants (because he’s very fast).

Q: Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the Cincinnati Bengals football team?
A: They needed a little team spirit.

Q: Why did the football quit playing with the Cincinnati Bengals ?
A: It was tired of being kicked around.

Q: What do you call 106 millionaires around a TV watching Super Bowl LVI?
A: The Tampa Bay Bucs and Kansas City Chiefs.

Q. How is Cincinnati Bengal like a sergeant in the army?
A. They both wear stripes.

Q: Why shouldn’t toddlers wear Ja’Marr Chase jerseys?
A: Too much of a choking hazard on Super Bowl Sunday.

Q: According to a new poll 95 percent of people are excited to watch the Bengals in Super bowl LVI.
A: The other 5 percent are Steelers fans.

Q: What did Aaron Donald (Rams Defensive End) have stuck in his teeth in Super bowl LVI?
A: Joe Burrow! (Bengals QB)

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Q. What kind of flowers does a Cincinnati Bengal give his sweetheart?
A. A TIGER lily.

Q: What’s the difference between a Bengals fan and a puppy?
A: The puppy eventually grows up and stops whining about their Superbowl record.

Q: What do Bengals fans and house flies have in common?
A: They’re both annoying.

Q. Why was the Cincinnati Bengal disqualified from the game?
A. Because he was a cheetah…

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Tess me.
Tess me who?
Tess me the football Joe Burrow!

Q: Which Cincinnati Bengals player wears the biggest cleats?
A: The one with the biggest feet!

Q. Why did Evan McPherson bring string to the game?
A: Just in case he needed to tie the score!

Q. What runs around Paul Brown Stadium but never moves?
A: A wall.

Q: What does every Bengals player do on their birthday?
A: They get older!

Q. What do you call a Cincinnati Bengals reflection?
A. A copycat.

Q. What’s the difference between Tyler Boyd and a duck?
A. One goes quick and the other goes quack.

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Howey.
Howey who?
Howey run so fast?

Q: Why does Zac Taylor draft ballet dancers as Bengals kickers?
A: They know how to split the uprights!

Q: Why was Ja’Marr Chase nicknamed “Bad News?”
A: Everyone knows that bad news travels fast.

Q: How do the Bengals hire their players?
A: With two pairs of stilts.

Q: What was the Bengals fan planning to do when his team won the Super Bowl?
A: Turn off his XBox.

Q: Why did the Bengals football players cry when they lost?
A: They’re a bawl club.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hanna.
Hanna who?
Hanna ball off to me Joe!

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Q: What did the Bengals players catch in December?
A: Bronco-itis (they played the Broncos)

Q: What do the Bengals think about the stadium lights at Paul Brown Stadium?
A: They give it GLOWING reviews.

Q: Where do Bengals football players dance?
A: At a foot ball!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Uriah.
Uriah who?
Keep Uriah on the ball Chad Ochocinco!

Q: What’s the difference between the Bengals and a dollar bill?
A: You can always get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do you get when you cross Ken Anderson with a carpet?
A: A throw rug. (Ken Anderson was a Bengals QB)

Q: How is Joe Mixon similar to water?
A: They both can run!

Q: What do you call Tom Brady player at Super Bowl LVI?
A: A spectator.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hans.
Hans who?
Hans to the face is a penalty.

Q: Where should you go if you are scared of catching a cold?
A: The Bengals end zone – they don’t catch anything there.

Q: Why are centipedes not allowed to play for the Bengals?
A: It takes too long to put their cleats on.

Q: How do you hire a good Bengals punter?
A: By putting him on stilts.

Q: What’s the best way to teach your dog to roll over?
A: Have him watch the Packers defense against the Bengals.

Q: What kind of pastry does Hakeem Adeniji eat most?
A: Turnovers!

Q: What’s the hardest thing about being a Bengals quarterback?
A: The ground.

Q: Who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?
A: Zac Taylor – coach of the Cincinnati Bengals football team

Q: Why was Corey Dillon nicknamed “Bad News?”
A: Because bad news travels fast.

Q: How are scrambled eggs like Bengals cornerbacks?
A: They’re both beaten.

Q: Why will it be warmer at Paul Brown Stadium after the game?
A: All the fans will be gone.

Q: Why didn’t the dog want to play in the Super Bowl for the Bengals?
A: It was a boxer.

Q: What do you call a Chiefs player at Super bowl LVI?
A: Lost.

Q: What is harder for a Cincinnati Bengals receiver to catch the faster he runs?
A: His breath!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hanna.
Hanna who?
Hanna ball off to me Joe Burrow!

Q: What do Cincinnati Bengals players lose at night?
A. Their shadows.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Howey.
Howey who?
Howey run so fast?

Q: What did Tee Higgins say to the football before the game?
A: Catch you later.

Q: Did you hear about the joke that Joe Burrow told his receivers?
A: It went over their heads.

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Q: What do Cincinnati Bengals players do when they get overheated?
A: They get closer to the fans.

Q. How are Cincinnati Bengals opponents like lazy neighbors?
A. They rarely pick up a yard.

Q: When should Cincinnati Bengals football players wear armor?
A: At the Super Bowl – because they’re knight games.

Q: What’s the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals and water?
A: Water runs.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hans.
Hans who?
Hans to the face is a penalty.

Q: What is the difference between a Cincinnati Bengals fan and a baby?
A: Babies stop crying after awhile.

Q: Why did Trey Hendrickson go to the bank?
A: To get a quarter back!

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