Halloween Costume Jokes

These Halloween Costume Jokes are clean and funny for adults and kids of all ages.

This is the best collection of jokes about Halloween Costumes anywhere for parents, teachers, adults and children.

These Halloween Costume jokes are perfect for Halloween – but especially for Halloween parties since that is when people get together in costumes.

Some of the most popular Halloween costumes for kids include: witch, vampire, ghost, pirate, black cat, Batman, dinosaur, Mermaid, Minecraft, Harry Potter and Spider-Man.

Halloween Costume Jokes for Kids

Q: What do lawyers wear on Halloween?
A: Lawsuits.

Two people who were dressed as dolphins met at the Halloween party – and they just clicked…

Q: The ghost of which Disney Princess is perfect to dress up as for Halloween?
A: Poca-HAUNT-us!

Q; Why was everyone hanging out with the guy dressed as a mushroom?
A; He was a Fun-Guy

Q: Why do hotel staff dress up as witches on Halloween?
A: To provide the best broom service.

Q: Who does Cinderella hang out with on Halloween?
A: Her scary godmother.

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I wanted to look fresh at the Halloween party, so I kept my costume in the fridge…

Q: What kind of make-up do you need to dress as a witch?
A: Ma-scare-a.

Q: Why did the woman dress as a half human, half horse for Halloween?
A: She wanted to be the centaur of attention.

I couldn’t find anyone to help me with a wizard costume at the store… they didn’t have the staff.

Q: What did they call the guy with the terrible T-rex costume?
A: An eye-saur.

I thought dressing as a shark for Halloween would be fun, but the novelty of it is wearing a little fin.

Parents love Halloween – that’s why they dress up as Mummies and Deadies all year long!

Q: Why should you always tell the truth when dressed up as a skeleton?
A: Because people can see right through you.

Q: Why didn’t the person dressed as a globe speak to anyone at the Halloween party.
A: He was in a world of his own.

Everyone knew we were nuts when we showed up at the Halloween party dressed as cashews…

Q: How many sheep does it take to make a Halloween sweater?
A: None, sheep can’t knit.

I couldn’t find a Superman costume in my size… they all had an “S” on them.

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I wanted to dress up as deodorant for Halloween, but I’m not SURE…

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