Iron Man Jokes

Iron Man jokes for fans of the Marvel Avengers superhero, Iron Man. Iron Man is also known as Tony Stark, founder of Stark Industries.

This is the best collection of Iron Man jokes anywhere, with Iron Man puns, riddles, one liners, knock-knock jokes and more.

These Iron Man jokes are clean and safe for children of all ages.

They are great for parents, teachers, babysitters, superhero fans, Marvel comics fans, Avengers Fans and anyone else looking to share some laughs with the kids in their lives.

Iron Man jokes are fun anytime, but especially for kids birthday parties and around Halloween when children like to dress up as their favorite superhero.

Iron Man Jokes

Q: What does Iron Man put in his drinks?
A: Just ice.

Q: What is Iron Man’s favorite drink?
A: Fruit PUNCH.

Q: What did Iron Man say to Spider Man?
A: Don’t bug me.

Q: How did Iron Man fix his broken suit?
A: A lot of Super Glue

Q: Which super hero runs in marathons?
A: Irun Man

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Q: Which super hero wears the least wrinkled suits?
A: Iron Man

Q: What did they call Iron Man when he got older?
A: Rusty Man.

Q: Why did all the pictures come out dark from Iron Man’s holiday party?
A: They forgot to invite the Flash.

Q: What party game does Tony Stark like most?
A: The scAVENGER hunt.

Q: How does Ant Man keep his suit from getting wrinkled?
A: With help from Iron Man.

Q: What did Tony Stark name his jazz band?
A: The Avengers Ensemble.

Q: What is Tony Stark’s favorite carnival ride?
A: The ferrous wheel.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
I who?
Iron Man, that’s who!

Q: Why did Iron Man team up with the Silver Surfer?
A: They’re alloys.

Q: Why isn’t Iron Man welcome at a buffet?
A: He has a ferrocious appetite!

Q: Why did the Hulk ask for Tony Stark’s help in setting up for the Christmas party?
A: Because Iron Man has the missile toes…

Q: What do you call Iron Man when he’s out of his suit?
A: Stark naked.

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Aaron who?
Aaron Man from the Avengers!

Q: If Iron man was a potato, what would his name be?
A: Tony Starch

Q: Why was Iron Man suspicious when Thanos invited him to a beach party?
A: He has rust issues…

Tony Stark was pressing his clothes. It was ironic…

Q: What did Iron Man and Bucky call their new coffee shoppe?
A: Starkbucks…

Q: How did Iron Man feel after falling asleep in the bath tub?
A: He felt well-rusted.

Q: What did Iron Man win for his fine performance in a broadway show?
A: A Tony.

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