Winnie the Pooh Jokes

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Winnie the Pooh, also known as Pooh Bear, is a beloved teddy bear character created by A.A. Milne. He named the character Winnie-the-Pooh after his son’s teddy bear. His son’s name was Christopher Robin Milne, which is who the character of Christopher Robin is based on.

Mark your calendar, because January 18th is Winnie the Pooh day. Any day is a good day to tell jokes about Winnie the Pooh and the Hundred Acre Wood, but Winnie the Pooh day is the bestest day of the year for it.

The following Winnie the Pooh jokes for children also include funny jokes about Tigger, Eeyore, Owl, Rabbit, Kanga, Roo, Christopher Robin, and more.

Winnie the Pooh Jokes

Q: What does Winnie the Pooh wear to bed?
A: POOH-jamas

Q: What does Winnie the Pooh use to eat?
A. His bear hands.

Q: What did Pooh call Tigger as he handed out Christmas gifts at the beach?
A: Sandy Claws

Q. What does Winnie the Pooh say when he cries?
A. Pooh-hoo.

Q. How did Eeyore lose his tail?
A. He sat on it!

Q: What do Jabba the Hutt and Winnie the pooh have in common
A: “The” is their middle name.

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Q. What do Winnie the Pooh and his pots have in common?
A. Both have honey in them.

Q. What type of books does owl like to read?
A: Hooo-dunnits (mystery books)

Q: What’s the name of the boat Tigger, Pooh, Piglet, Rabbit, Gopher, and Eeyore sail on?
A: Friendship.

Q: What do you get when you cross a bear with a skunk?
A. Winnie the P.U.

Q: Why did Kanga call the 100-acre wood police?
A: She saw Christopher Robin

Q. Why did Pooh cross the road?
A. To get to the honey tree.

Q: What brand of potato chip does Owl like the most?
A: Wise.

Q. What do you get when you cross a honey pot with Winnie the Pooh?
A. An empty honey pot!

Q. Whats the first thing Pooh says when he gets home?
A. Honey, I’m home!

Q: Why is Rabbit so confident?
A: He’s a hop-timist.

Q. Why did Eeyore cross the road?
A. He wanted to find his tail.

Q: What did Christopher Robin say when Rabbit told a joke?
A: Silly old hare.

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Q: What does Winnie the Pooh take to a sleepover?
A. Just the “bear” necessities.

Q. Why did the Owl invite Pooh and Tigger over?
A: He didn’t want to be owl by himself.

Q: Whats does Pooh bear say when he gets home at night?
A: Honey, I’m home!

Q. Why is Winnie the Pooh yellow?
A. Because he eats a lot of honey!

Q. What did Winnie the Pooh say when he was offered dessert?
A. No thanks, I’m stuffed.

Q. What kind of honey does Winnie the Pooh like the most?
A. The kind that is closest to him.

Q. Why couldn’t Winnie the Pooh talk?
A. Because he had honey stuck all over his mouth.

Q. Why didn’t Winnie the Pooh order dessert?
A. He was already stuffed.

Q. What does Winnie the Pooh have in common with his pots of hunny?
A. They’re both round and full of honey.

Q. Why is Winnie the Pooh so sweet?
A. He eats lots of honey!

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pooh
Pooh who?
You don’t have to cry about it!

Q. What does Winnie the Pooh want to be when he grows up?
A. A pooh-liceman.

Q: What is Winnie the Poohs favorite bird?
A. Christopher Robin.

Q: What does Winnie the Pooh take camping?
A: The simple bare necessities.

Q. What does Winnie the Pooh call his sweetheart?
A. Honey.

Q: What do those living in the hundred acre woods wear to bed?
A. Pooh-jamas.

Q. What is Owl’s favorite school subject?
A: Owlgebra.

Q: Who did Christopher Robin dress up as for Halloween?
A: Christopher Robin Hood.

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Q: What is Owl’s favorite school subject?
A: Owl-gebra.

Q. What do you get when you cross a honey pot with Winnie the Pooh?
A. An empty honey pot!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Winnie-the
Winnie-the who?
No, silly… it’s not Winnie the who, it’s Winnie the Pooh!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Winnie the Pooh
Winnie the Pooh who?
Winnie the Pooh and Tigger Too!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Winnie the Pooh.
Winnie the Pooh who?
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Winnie the Pooh.
Winnie the Pooh who?
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Winnie the Pooh.
Winnie the Pooh who?
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Winnie the Pooh again!

Q: Why did Pooh cross the road?
A: To get to the honey.

Q: What is Roo’s favorite candy?
A: Lolli-hops.

Q. What does a corn stalk and Rabbit have in common?
A. They both have big ears.

Q. What does Winnie the Pooh say when he’s sad?
A. Pooh-hoo.

Q. What did the magician say when he made Winnie the Pooh disappear?
A. Poohffff!

Q: What happened when Rabbit won the lottery?
A: He became a millionhare!

Q: What is Rabbits favorite style of music?
A: Hip Hop.

Q. What did Winnie the Pooh say to Jerry Maguire?
A. Show me the honey!

Q: What is Rabbits favorite restaurant?
A: IHOP

Q: What did Winnie the Pooh say after dinner?
A. I’m stuffed.

Q: What do you call Winnie the Pooh on Halloween?
A: Winnie the Boo!

Q: Why is Rabbit’s home so cool during the summer?
A: It has hare-conditioning.

Q. How many bears does it take to empty a honey pot?
A. Only one if it’s a Pooh Bear!

Q: What do you call Roo when he’s feeling lazy?
A: A pouch potato.

Q: Where does Kanga take Roo for breakfast?
A: IHOP

Q. How did Pooh’s head get wet when he was at his thoughtful spot?
A. He had a brain storm.

Q. What doesn’t Winnie the Pooh wear sneakers?
A. Because he has bear feet.

Q. What does it sound like when Winnie the Pooh sneezes?
A. Ahhhh-POOH!

Q: What’s the name of the boat Tigger, Pooh, Piglet, Owl, Rabbit, Gopher, and Christopher Robin sail on?
A: Friendship.

Q: What’s the first bird you’ll see in the Hundred Acre Wood when spring arrives?
A: A Christopher Robin.

Q: What kids of hugs does Winnie the Pooh give?
A: Bear hugs!

These jokes are Tigger-iffic!

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Q. What do you call Tigger’s reflection?
A. A copycat.

Q. Why did the Tigger lose the card game?
A. Because he was playing with a cheetah

Q. What is the fiercest flower in the Hundred Acre Wood?
A. A Tigger lily.

Q. Whats striped and bouncy?
A. A Tigger.

Q. What flies around Winnie the Pooh’s light at night?
A. A Tigger moth.

Q. What does Christopher Robbins feed Tigger?
A. Nothing he’s already stuffed.

Q. How is Tigger like a sergeant in the army?
A. They both wear stripes.

Q. What does Tigger sing at Christmas?
A. Jungle bells.

Q. What do you call Tigger when he digs in the sand?
A. Sandy claws.

Q. What word does Tigger use to describe himself?
A. Purr-fect.

Q. What do you get when you cross Tigger with a snowman?
A. Frost-bite.

Q. On which side does Tigger have the most stripes?
A. On the outside.

Q. What do you get if you cross Tigger with a sheep?
A. A striped sweater.

Q. What’s striped and goes round and round?
A. Tigger in a revolving door.

Q. What happened when Tigger ate the clown fish?
A. He felt funny.

Q: What can you call Kanga when she’s being lazy?
A: A pouch potato.

Q. Which day of the week does Tigger eat the most?
A. Chewsday.

Q. Why doesn’t Tigger like fast food?
A. Because he can’t catch it.

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