Ballet Jokes

Ballet jokes and Ballet dancing puns, riddles and knock-knock jokes about ballet dancing and dancers.

These ballet jokes are fun for dancers, dance instructors, ballerinas, ballerinos, danseurs, parents, music instructors and anyone who loves ballet or has a dancer in their life.

Parents, teachers and instructors will get a big laugh from their aspiring dancers thanks to these jokes. And these are clean ballet jokes, so they are safe for kids and adults of all ages.

Ballet Jokes

Q: What kind of ballet dancer was Chewbacca?
A: A contemporHAIRY dancer…

Q: Why did the ballet dancer stop arguing with her instructor?
A: He had a fair pointe….

Q: What did the prima ballerina feel after ten hours of practice?
A: The agony of de-feet.

Q: Why did the ballet dancer bring bread to the rehearsal?
A: To dip into the Battement Fondu… (Battement Fondu is a classical ballet term)

Q: What is a ballet dancer’s top priority?
A: To get right to the pointe. (Pointe technique is the part of classical ballet technique)

Q: What give ballerinas their energy?
A: Batterie power. (FYI: Batterie is a ballet term used to describe all beaten steps or steps with beats as a group)

Q: What did the ballet dancer say when she lost her shoe?
A: This is pointe-less!

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Q: How many prima ballerinas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one… she holds it in place while the whole world revolves around her.

Q: Why was the ballet dancer late to the audition?
A: She thought it was Adagio. (pun: a day ago. Adagio is a slow movement in ballet)

Q: Why don’t dogs make good ballet dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet

Q: What is the preferred automobile for ballerinas?
A: VW Cabriolet. (Cabriole is a classical ballet term)

Q: What is a pigs favorite ballet?
A: Swine Lake

Q: What do you call a dancing sheep?
A: A baaah-lerina.

Q: Why did the danseur show such a lack of concern when the ballerina fell down?
A: He was Cavalier.

Q: What was the name of the famous ballerino who always arrived late?
A: Leo tardy.

Q: Why did the ballet dancer need ice?
A: She got hit in her Effacé.

Q: Where do fish learn ballet?
A: In dance school.

Q: How do ballerinas travel?
A: Jeté Plane.

Ballet One Liners

It’s hard to land the role of prima ballerina when you have a bat attitude…
(An “attitude” in classical ballet is a type of position.)

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I only hire security guards who know ballet because they know how to keep on their toes.

I was able to get a bunch of ballet dancers together for a soccer match… the score ended 2-2.

Knock Knock Ballet Jokes

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Leo who?
Leotard has a rip in it.

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