Day of the Dead Jokes for kids and adults, including Day of the Dead Puns, Riddles, one liners and knock knock jokes. These Day of the Dead Jokes are great for anyone who celebrates loved ones as part of the Day of the Dead holiday.
According to Wikipedia, the Day of the Dead “is widely observed in Mexico, where it largely developed, and is also observed in other places, especially by people of Mexican heritage.”
This is the best collection of Clean Day of the Dead Jokes you’ll find anywhere.
These Day of the Dead jokes for kids are especially popular near the end of December and early November, with Day of the Dead being celebrated mainly on Novembers 1st and 2nd. It is also known as Día de Muertos or Día de los Muertos.
Day of the Dead Jokes
Q: Why didn’t they use their great, great grandmother’s recipe for Tamales on the Day of the Dead?
A: Because it didn’t taste good when she made it either!
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go looking for calaverita?
A: Because he had no “body” to go with.
Q: What was the skeleton hoping to get on the Day of the Dead?
A: Spare ribs
Q: What type of road do skeletons like to roam during Día de Muertos?
A: Dead Ends
Q: Why does everyone need Pan de muerto on Day of the Dead?
A: Because loaf makes the world go round.
Q: Why was the baker embarrassed when her guests arrived on the Day of the Dead?
A: She had egg on her face.
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Q: What do bakers give people on Día de Muertos?
A: Flours…
Q: Why isn’t it a good idea to invite Shrek to your Day of the Dead party?
A: He always raids the ofrendas.
Q: What kind of sweet is never set out for the ofrendas on time?
A: ChocoLATE
Q: What are the best jokes for Day of the Dead?
A: Humerus ones.
Q: Why was the Pan de muerto late for Day of the Dead?
A: It wasn’t a quick bread!
Q: What do you clean up Day of the Dead pots and pans with?
A: Bone-ami.
Q: What do you call someone with garlic breath on the Day of the Dead?
A: Bonely.
Q: What did the boy get when he asked for a jawbreaker (candy) on Día de los Muertos?
A: Calavera de azucar (sugar skull).
Day of the Dead Riddles
Q: What kind of plate do you serve Pan de muerto on?
A: Bone china.
Q: What’s the biggest complaint during Day of the Dead?
A: Aching bones…
Q: When do skeletons smile on Day of the Dead?
A: When something tickles it’s funny bone.
Q: What do skeletons say before they begin eating their Tamales?
A: Bone appetite.
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Q: What instrument did the coolest calaca play?
A: A sax-a-bone.
Q: Why are skeletons so relaxed on November 1st?
A: Nothing gets under their skin.
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the Day of the Dead celebration.
Q: What type of art are calacas (skeletons) most known for?
A: Skulltures…
Q: Why do skeletons only drink milk?
A: It’s good for their bones.
Day of the Dead Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Mari.
Mari who?
Marigold flowers are a favorite for Day of the Dead.
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Día.
Día who?
Día de Muertos is here!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda celebrate Day of the Dead with me?
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida lot of Pan de muerto and my tummy hurts.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Felix
Felix who?
Felix-cited for Día de los Muertos!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who.
Gladys time to celebrate Day of the Dead.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo put on a costume before looking for Calaverita.
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al trade you my champurrado for your hibiscus water.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a great time to remember your relatives.
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Howie
Howie who?
Howie going to celebrate Day of the Dead?
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Hope.
Hope who?
Hope you remembered the marigold flowers.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Havanna.
Havanna who?
Havanna great time celebrating old friends and family.
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you dress for Day of the Dead this year?
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Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Max.
Max who?
Max me happy when I think about my family.
