Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

If you’re a fan of knock knock jokes and you enjoy Christmas, then you’re going to love this collection of Christmas knock knock jokes.

Knock knock jokes are loved by people of all ages – and children can really have fun with them. These clean Christmas knock-knock jokes are great for parents, teachers and kids – and they are safe for children of all ages.

This year, when you’re trimming your Christmas tree and hanging up ornaments, share some of these knock knock jokes with your family. Hopefully you’ll share some giggles.

Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Angel
Angel who?
Angel on top of my Christmas tree.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Avery
Avery who?
Avery merry Christmas to you.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ant.
Ant who?
Antartic is at the South Pole.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Aurora.
Aurora who?
Aurora’s just come from the abominable snowman.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cole.
Cole who?
Cole is not what I want in my stocking this year.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy canes hanging on the tree.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open gifts until Christmas Day.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey know how long it is until Santa gets here?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dish is a nice place to put a Christmas wreath.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elfant likes peanuts for Christmas.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Eve.
Eve who?
Christmas Eve.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Freeze.
Freeze who?
Freeze a jolly good fellow. Freeze a jolly good fellow…

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys Christmas. How about you?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ginger.
Ginger who?
Ginger bread man.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Honda.
Honda who?
Honda first day of Christmas my true love sent to me…

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up and let me in.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to sing Christmas carols with me?

Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Hanna.
Hanna who?
Hanna partridge in a pear tree…

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ho.
Ho who?
Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona Christmas ornament.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice
Ice who?
Ice the Christmas cookies.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabell.
Isabell who?
Is a jingle bell ringing?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima excited for Christmas!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for Christmas.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Jim.
Jim who?
Jimgle bells, jimgle bells, jimgle all the way.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Kanya
Kanya who?
Kanya help me find a Christmas tree.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in for hot cocoa and Christmas cookies.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary and Abby.
Mary and Abby who?
Mary Christmas and Abby New Year.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah eye deer.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good joke about Christmas?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Naughty.
Naughty who?
Naughty in the pot so we have to brew more.

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Knock Knock JokesKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for Christmas presents.

Knock Knock JokesKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pika.
Pika who?
Pika day for us to exchange Christmas presents.

Knock Knock JokesKnock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pikachu.
Pikachu who?
Pikachu Christmas presents and you’ll be in trouble.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin all the Christmas presents again, said the Grinch.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit the Christmas presents.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Red.
Red who?
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Reindeer
Reindeer who?
Reindeer last night instead of snowed.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ribbon.
Ribbon who?
Ribbon candy in my Christmas stocking.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Star
Star who?
Star getting ready for Christmas.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow business like show business.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa Who?
Santa who’s too tired to come down the chimney.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to be playing games.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa card to my gramma for Christmas.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Santa
Santa who?
Santa Claus.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa letter to the North Pole.

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Knock,Knock
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow one’s at the door.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snowbody knows.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow sledding today – not enough snow.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Decora.
Decora who?
Decorating the Christmas tree.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turkey
Turkey who?
Turkey to unlock the door.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne myself to see how big I am.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule know when you answer the door.

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