Knock Knock Valentine’s Day Jokes

Valentine’s day jokes are fun – but if you’re just looking for Valentine’s Day Knock Knock jokes, then this is for you.

This collection of Valentine Day Knock-Knock jokes is sure to get some laughs. And when you’re through, make sure you check out our big collection of Valentine’s Day jokes and one-liners.

These knock knock jokes for Valentine’s Day are clean and safe for kids of all ages. They are perfect for parents, teachers and children to share with each other.

Knock Knock Valentine’s Day Jokes

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Al
Al who?
Al be your Valentine if you’ll be mine.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec to kiss your cheek.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Atlas
Atlas who?
Atlas, it’s Valentine’s Day.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bea.
Bea who?
Bea my Valentine.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cue.
Cue who?
Cue wanna be my Valentine.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cupid.
Cupid who?
Cupid be my Valentine.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Egg!
Egg who?
Egg-cited to be your Valentine.

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Eileen Dover.
Eileen Dover who?
Eileen dover and kissed by Valentine.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Emma
Emma who?
Emma hoping I get lots of cards on Valentine’s Day.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fangs
Fangs who?
Fangs for being my Valentine.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Felix
Felix who?
Felix-cited about being your Valentine.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fiddle
Fiddle?
Fiddle be really nice if you’d be my Valentine.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fonda
Fonda who?
Fonda you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fran
Fran who?
Frandship is a great thing.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Francie
Francie who?
Francie being my Valentine?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ghana.
Ghana who?
Ghana be Valentines?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the Valentines dance with me?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gracie.
Gracie who?
Gracie about you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to be my Valentine?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Heart.
Heart who?
Heart knocks life.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Holmes.
Holmes who?
Holmes is where the heart is.

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal about being my Valentine?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Halibut.
Halibut who?
Halibut being my Valentine?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Havanna.
Havanna who?
Havanna be my Valentine?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Heywood.
Heywood?
Heywood you be my Valentine?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you want to be my Valentine?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to be my Valentine?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hugh.
Hugh who?
Hugh can be my Valentine.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana hold you hand.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Iris.
Iris who?
Iris you were here.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you would play with me.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to be your Valentine.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jimmy
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a little kiss.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kisses.
Kisses who?
Kisses your lucky day.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke who got a Valentine.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Pooch
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Value.
Value who?
Value be my Valentine?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Zoo.
Zoowho?
Zoo want to be my Valentine?

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