Snow Knock-Knock Jokes

Funny Snow knock-knock jokes for the whole family to enjoy!

Knock knock jokes are silly – and these knock-knock jokes about snow are definitely silly. Plus they are clean and safe for kids of all ages.

These snow knock-knock jokes are perfect for parents, teachers, Santa’s helpers, babysitters, skiers and children of any age. They’re sure to bring a grin – especially when you’re playing in the snow or watching it fall from inside.

If you’re looking for more winter holiday jokes, then check out our other collections: Christmas Jokes, Santa Jokes, Elf Jokes and Snowman Jokes (and Frosty the Snowman Jokes).

Snow Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow cone with cherry syrup please.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow real way of knowing.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow man named Frosty.

Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter.

Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow way I’m telling you.

More Jokes Continue Below ↓ ↓

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snowbody home.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow boots on, ready to roll.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow business like show business like snow business I snow.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow mobile goes zoom.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, I don’t remember.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow fact that I’m knocking.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow more presents under the tree.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow owl says hoot hoot.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snowsez.
Snowsez who?
Snowsez nothing – snow can’t talk!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow day – you can sleep late.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snowdin.
Snowdin who?
Snowdin and have to wait for the plow.

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