Back to School Knock Knock Jokes

Looking for funny back to school Knock Knock-jokes for the first day and week of school for kids?

This collection of back-to-school knock knock jokes are perfect for those final days of summer vacation and early days of the new school year.

Put them in a lunch box or slip them into a pocket. Share them at breakfast. Tell some on the way to a school orientation or open house.

These school knock knock jokes are great for everyone getting back into the school routine – parents, stuidents, teachers, coaches, gym teachers, bus drivers and kids of all ages. They are clean and appropriate for everyone!

When you’re done here, you can also visit these school-related pages: Jokes about School, Math Jokes, and History Jokes.

Back to School Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justin
Justin who?
Just in time for the first day of school.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Noah
Noah who?
Noah more summer – it’s time for school!

Knock Knock
Who’s there!
B4!
B4 who?
B4 you leave for school, make sure you have your backpack!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Dewey
Dewey who?
Dewey get the whole week off from homework?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justin
Justin who?
Just in time for the first day of school.

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Noah
Noah who?
Noah more summer vacation!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Algy
Algy who?
Algy-bra starts this year…

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
I.
I who?
I-pods aren’t allowed in school.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida gum before the teacher sees.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima smart cookie. Going to ace this school year.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish it was still summer vacation!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle who?
Isabelle going to ring so school starts?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan as fast as I could so I wouldn’t be late for the bus!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana be on summer vacation still!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor got my new locker combination!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Izzy.
Izzy who?
Izzy bus here yet?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Izzy.
Izzy who?
Izzy tests are my favorite.

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Haden.
Haden who?
Haden seek is my favorite recess game.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harriet.
Harriet who?
Harriet up or you’ll be late for your first day of school.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harv.
Harv who?
Harv you ready to go back to school?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hey.
Hey who?
Hey ho, hey ho, it’s off to school we go.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hole.
Hole who?
Hole-he cow school is starting again!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hope.
Hope who?
Hopefully I’ll do well in class this year.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gena.
Gena who?
General Mayhem should be the name of our school.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gino.
Gino who?
Gino who your new teacher is?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gluck.
Gluck who?
Gluck in school this year.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to school.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Goose.
Goose who?
Goose see the principal.

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Gopher it this year in school!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gracie.
Gracie who?
Gracie about my new teacher.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Felix
Felix who?
Felix-cited about the new school year.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Felix
Felix who?
Felix-cited about school today!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fiona
Fiona who?
Fiona lookout for the teacher.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fonda
Fonda who?
Fonda my new teacher.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fran
Fran who?
Fran-tic on the first day of school.

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Make sure you visit some of our other school-related pages: Jokes about School, Math Jokes, History Jokes, Summer Jokes and Beach Jokes.

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