Summer Jokes

Get ready for some summertime fun with these summer jokes for kids – and families.

This is the best collection of kids summer jokes you’ll find anywhere. And just like all of the jokes here at Fun Kids Jokes, the summer jokes on this page are clean and safe for all ages.

Any time during the summer is a good time for a summertime joke, but there are times when jokes about summer are especially popular.

Going on a trip in the car this summer? Bring along these jokes and share some laughs along the way!

Having a party this summer? Write some of these jokes on Post-it notes and hang them all around for guests to find and tell. Throwing any parties for children? Put fun summer jokes inside balloons and have them pop them to see them!

Sending a birthday card to someone this summer? Include some funny jokes about summer inside!

Funny Summer Jokes for Kids

Q: Which season do math teacher’s like the most?
A: Summer

Q: What game do anglers like to play during the summer?
A: Go fish.

Q: What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
A: Mommy, I’m surf bored.

Q: What do trains do during the summer?
A: Play beach trolleyball

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Q: What do toads drink on a hot summer days?
A: Ice cold Croak-o-cola.

Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
A: Because her students were so bright

Q: What do fans do at the Summer olympic games?
A: Heat waves.

Q: How do yellow jackets get to school in the morning?
A: By school buzz

Q: Why did they call the police during the summer beach concert?
A: Something fishy was going on.

Q: What do sheep do on nice summer days?
A: Go to a baa-baa-cue.

Q: What did the family do when they arrived at the summer breach resort?
A: They shellabrated.

Q: Where do sheep go for summer vacation?
A: The Baa-hamas

Q: What summer vacation spot allows you to bring pet birds?
A: The Canary Islands

Q: During the summer, when do you go at red and stop at green?
A: When you’re eating a slice of watermelon.

Q: What kind of fruit grows at the beach?
A: Crab apple trees.

Q: What treat do dads like on hot summer days?
A: POPsicles.

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Q: What do you call a labrador at the beach in August?
A: A hot dog

Q: Why couldn’t kids go to the new summer pirate movie?
A: Because it was rated ARRRRRRR.

Q: What do you call a Hogwarts professor who goes to the beach?
A: A sandwitch

Q: What kind of dessert do you serve at a summer beach party?
A: Beach pie.

Q: What kind of sandwiches can you make at the beach?
A: Peanut butter and jellyfish sandwiches.

Q: Why was the family so tired after returning from summer vacation?
A: They flew all the way home.

Q: What do you call a cat who lives at the beach?
A: Sandy claws.

Q: Why did the gymnast put extra salt on her food?
A: So she could do summer salts.

Q: Why didn’t the elephant pack a suitcase for summer vacation?
A: Because he uses a trunk.

Q: What did the pig say while laying out at the beach?
A: I’m bacon

Q: Which letter is the coolest during the summer?
A: Iced T.

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Q: Which French artist only painted during the summer?
A: Pierre August Renoir.

Q: Why do bananas use sunscreen?
A: They peel when they get a sunburn.

Q: What did the beach say to the people who came back for the summer?
A: Long time no sea.

Q: Why don’t basketball players go away for summer vacation?
A: They’re afraid they might get called for traveling

Q: What’s the best day of the week to go to the beach?
A: SUNday

Q: Where do ants travel to for summer vacation?
A: Frants

Q: What do you call a French man who wears beach sandals?
A: Phillipe Phloppe.

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Q: What did the bread boy do over summer vacation?
A: He loafed around.

Q: Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
A: Sue York City.

Q: What summer race can you never run?
A: A swimming race.

Q: What do you call a snowman during the summer?
A: A puddle.

Q: Where do eggs go for summer vacation?
A: New Yolk City

Q: What do you give a really hot puppy?
A: A pupsicle.

Q: What’s black, white and read during the summer?
A: A sunburned zebra.

Q: Why did the robot go outside on summer days?
A: To recharge his solar batteries.

Q: Where do hammerhead sharks go on summer vacation?
A: Finland

Q: How do pandas keep their dens cool during the summer?
A: They use bear conditioning

Q: Where do cows go for summer vacation?
A: Moo York City.

Q: What do bright stars drink out of?
A: Sunglasses.

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