Trumpet Jokes

Trumpet jokes, trumpet puns, trumpet riddles and knock-knock jokes about trumpets and trumpet players. Funny for kids and adults.

Looking for funny trumpet jokes? Great – because this is the collection of the best trumpet jokes about trumpets and trumpet players anywhere!

These trumpet jokes are fun for trumpeters, horn players, band leaders, marching band directors, musicians, conductors, music teachers and anyone who has a trumpet or trumpet player in their life.

Parents, music teachers and marching band directors will get a big laugh from their students thanks to these jokes about trumpets. These jokes and one-liners are clean and safe for all ages – and they are funny for kids and adults!

Trumpet Jokes

Q: What do you call a trumpet player with one horn?
A: A unicorn.

Q: How do you find the best trumpet players on the playground?
A: Look for the kids that can swing!

Q: What do trumpets and police investigations have in common?
A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

Q: Trumpet player: Did you hear my last practice?
A: Friend: I sure hope so.

Q: Did you hear about the trumpet player who played in tune?
A: Nobody else has either…

Q: How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty. One to change the bulb and 19 to say they could do a better job.

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Q: What’s the difference between a rocket engine and a trumpet?
A: About two decibels…

Q: What do talented trumpet players and pirates have in common?
A: They both hit the high C’s.

Q: Did the Prince of Denmark play the Trumpet Voluntary?
A: No, his parents made him do it! (FYI: The Prince of Denmark’s March is commonly called the Trumpet Voluntary)

Q: How many trumpet players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one… he holds it in place while the whole world revolves around him.

Q: How to trumpet players greet each other?
A: “Hello, I’m better than you.”

Q: What do you call a trumpet playing cow?
A: A moo-sician

Q: Whats the range of a solo trumpet player?
A: About 3 to 5 feet, depending on how much they weigh.

Q: Which famous musician could throw his trumpet the farthest?
A: Louis ArmSTRONG.

Q: What’s the difference between a trumpet and a trampoline?
A: You should take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.

Q: Why don’t trumpeters knock on doors?
A: They have their own bell.

Q: Which famous musician would do house calls?
A: DOC Severinsen (Carl Hilding “Doc” Severinsen)

Q: What was the trumpet players favorite musical?
A: Grease

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Q: Which Egyptian Pharaoh played the trumpet?
A: Tootin’khamun.

Q: How many trumpet players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Six. One to change the bulb and five to talk about how much better Miles Davis would have done it.

Q: What do trumpet players in a spring parade do?
A: March

Q: What do trumpet players like about the playground?
A: The slide.

Q: What do you call a trumpet player with 2 horns?
A: The devil.

Q: What is the best trumpet?
A: Trumdogs, of course.

Q: How can you tell when a trumpet player is sad?
A: By their wah-wah

Q: Which famous trumpet player fell down a lot?
A: DIZZY Gillespie.

Q: Why did the beginner trumpet player bring his TV remote to late-night band practice?
A: They were told to bring a mute.

Q: Why weren’t the police looking for the stolen trumpet?
A: The case was closed.

Q: Which amphibian plays the trumpet?
A: Horned toad.

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Q: What do you call a trumpet player with 3 horns?
A: A triceretops.

Q: What do trumpet players drink from?
A: Cup mutes

Q: What do you call a horn player who cries a lot?
A: A trumpe-tear.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Trumpet player.
Use the horn.
Toot toot.
Who’s there.
Trumpet player.
Can’t you see the door bell?
Ding dong.
Who’s there?
Trumpet player.
Nobody’s home.

Q: Which famous trumpet player owned a cake shoppe?
A: Chet BAKER.

Q: Why were trumpets invented?
A: To make it easier to hit the person next to you.

Q: In what month do trumpet players parade the most?
A: March!

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Q: What do you call a trumpet player with four horns?
A: Spoiled.

Q: Why couldn’t the trumpet player perform?
A: Someone took his notes…

Q: What did the trumpet player keep in his bathroom?
A: Plunger mute

Q: What do you call a trumpet playing cat?
A: A meow-sician

Q: What do you call a band that plays boring songs during parades?
A: A marching bland.

Q: Which famous trumpet player ran marathons?
A: MILES Davis.

Q: Where was the naughty trumpet sent?
A: To the Principal trumpet

Q: If the tubas march after the trumpets, what comes after the tubas?
A: The three-bas.

Q: What do you call a trumpet player with five horns?
A: A trumpet repair person.

Q: How many second trumpets does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They can’t reach that high.

Q: Which famous trumpet player always used too much seasoning in his cooking?
A: HERB Alpbert.

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