Halloween Jokes for 3 Year Olds

Halloween Jokes for 3 Year Olds are very popular, and this page is loaded with Halloween riddles, one-liner jokes and knock-knock jokes that 3 year olds will love to hear.

These are great Halloween Jokes for Preschool Age children, teachers, parents and anyone who wants to bring smiles to kids who are about 3-years old.

What makes these good jokes for 3 year olds? They include characters and words that they will be familiar with at this age. Some of the popular characters for preschooler children include Bob the Builder, Thomas and Friends, Dora the Explorer, Oswald, Curious George, Paw Patrol, Dragon Tales, Doc McStuffins, and Word Party.

Halloween Jokes for 3-Year Olds

Q: What happened when the ghost fell while trick or treating?
A: It got a boo-boo!

Q: What did Zuma from Paw Patrol dress as for Halloween?
A: A hot dog.

Q: What do owls say when they go trick or treating?
A: Happy Owl-ween!

Q: How do zombies get up to the roof?
A: They use the Monstairs.

Q: When do you see the most werewolves?
A: On Halloween!

Q: How do vampires stay cool on hot summer nights?
A: With a scare conditioner.

Q: What kind of vehicles do goblins drive?
A: Monster trucks.

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Q: What do they teach in witching school?
A: Spelling.

Q: Who dances the most on Halloween?
A: The boogieman

Q: What do you do if there are a bunch of skeletons at your front door?
A: Hope it’s Halloween!

Q: Why was the Kitten Catastrophe Crew scared of the tree?
A: Because of its bark.

Q: What is the best way to speak to a scary ghost?
A: From far away.

Q: What did the T-Rex say after walking so much while trick or treating?
A: I’m-so-saurus!

Q: How do you greet a space alien who has two heads?
A: Hello, hello.

Q: What do you say to the PAW Patrol crew on Halloween?
A: BONE-appetit!

Q: Why did Bob the Builder hire the 4-armed monster?
A: Because he was very handy!

Q: Who does Cinderella trick or treat with on Halloween?
A: Her scary godmother.

Q: Who is the best at filling a Scarecrow with straw?
A: Doc Mc-STUFF-ins.

Q: What’s a ghosts favorite fruit?
A: Booberries.

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Q: Why is Rocky from Paw Patrol such a terrible Halloween story teller?
A. Because he has only one tail…

Q: Why don’t ghosts dance at Halloween parties?
A: They have no body to dance with!

Q: What does Quetzal tell Emma and Max on Halloween night?
A: Dragon Tales!

Q: Why did Curious George want to be a wizard?
A: To get everything he ever WANDED.

Q: What makes more noise than a dragon?
A: Two dragons!

Q: Why shouldn’t you eat all of your Halloween candy at once?
A: So you can save room for I scream.

Q: Why couldn’t the witch ride her broomstick?
A: The scarecrow took all the straw.

Q: Why did Bob the builder say ‘no I can’t’ when asked to help fix a house?
A: It was a haunted house.

Q: What does Dora the Explorer serve to drink on Halloween?
A: Ghoulade

Q: What do young ghosts build in their play room?
A: Haunted forts.

Q: How did Sir Topham Hatt get to be so good as a crossing guard for Halloween?
A: It was Trained!

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Q: What’s for dessert at the haunted house?
A: Booberry pie..

Halloween Riddles for 3 Year Olds

Riddle: If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on?
Answer: Their paws.

Halloween Sayings for 3 Year Olds

  • Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat!
  • If you see a cat up in a tree, pull it’s tail and think of me.
  • Enter… if you dare.
  • Have a fang-tastic Halloween!
  • Can YOU be my Halloween treat.
  • Stop in for a spell
  • Please park all brooms at the door
  • A hug a day keep the monsters away.
  • Warning: Black Cat Crossing.
  • Happy Halloween – whatever you are…
  • Have a bootiful Halloween
  • Happy Haunting!
  • Ghostly Greetings!
  • I witch you a Happy Halloween
  • Wishing you a night full of frights – and a bag full of sweet delights.

Halloween Knock Knock Jokes for PreSchooler

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Ice Cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream when I see ghosts.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Please don’t cry.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Felix
Felix who?
Felix-cited about Halloween!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben waiting all year for Halloween.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva see a werewolf?

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