Halloween Jokes for 4 Year Olds

Halloween Jokes for 4 Year Olds that include Halloween riddles, one liners and knock knock jokes.

These are perfect Halloween Jokes for Preschool Kids, teachers, parents and anyone who wants to share laughs on Halloween with children who are about 4 years old.

What makes these jokes that are good for four year olds? They include characters and words that they will be familiar with at this age. Some of the popular characters for preschoolers include Bob the Builder, Sesame Street, Daniel Tiger’s Neighborhood, Wild Kratts, Dinosaur Train, Octonauts, Sid the Science Kid, Super Why and The Magic School Bus.

Halloween Jokes for 4-Year Olds

Q: How do goblins get to the roof?
A: They use the Monstairs.

Q: When do you see the most witches?
A: On Halloween!

Q: How do werewolves stay cool on hot summer days?
A: With a scare conditioner.

Q: What kind of vehicles do vampires drive?
A: Monster trucks.

Q: What do you do if there are a bunch of monsters at your front door?
A: Hope it’s Halloween!

Q: What is the best way to speak to a scary ghoul?
A: From far away.

Q: What did the dinosaur say after walking so much while trick or treating?
A: I’m-so-saurus!

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Q: How do you greet a monster who has two heads?
A: Hello, hello.

Q: Why did Bob the Builder hire the monster who had 4 arms?
A: He was very handy.

Q: Who does Cinderella hang out with on Halloween?
A: Her scary godmother.

Q: How did the wizard get to the teacher’s Halloween party?
A: On the Magic School Bus!

Halloween Jokes and Answers

Q: What do wolves say to each other on October 31st?
A: Happy Howl-oween

Q: Why don’t ghosts dance at Halloween parties?
A: They have no body to dance with!

Q: Why did Daniel Tiger want to be a wizard?
A: To get everything he ever WANDED.

Q: What makes more noise than a dinosaur?
A: Two dinosaurs!

Q: Why shouldn’t you eat all of your Halloween candy at once?
A: So you can save room for I scream.

Q: Why couldn’t the witch ride her broomstick?
A: The scarecrow took all the straw.

Q: Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
A: Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.

Q: Why was the broom late for school?
A: It over swept.

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Q: Why did Bob the builder say ‘no I can’t’ when asked to help fix a house?
A: It was a haunted house.

Q: What does Sid the Science Kid serve to drink on Halloween?
A: Ghoulade

Q: What do young ghosts build in their play room?
A: Haunted forts.

Q: What size TV do you find inside haunted houses?
A: Big screams

Q: How did the T-rex get so good as a crossing guard for Halloween?
A: It was Dinosaur Trained!

Q: What’s for dessert at the haunted house?
A: Booberry pie..

Q: What do the Kratt brothers give black cats on hot days?
A: Mice cream cones.

Halloween Riddles for 4 Year Olds

Riddle: If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on?
Answer: Their paws.

Riddle: Why did the boy put a “Y” over the “S” on his Superman costume?
Answer: So he could be Super Why!

Halloween Knock Knock Jokes for Pre-School Kids

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Ice Cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream when I see goblins.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Boo who?
Please don’t cry.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Felix who?
Felix-cited about Halloween!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Ben who?
Ben waiting all year for Halloween.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Eva who?
Eva see a werewolf?

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