Halloween Quotes

Halloween quotes for Halloween parties, trick or treating or sharing with friends and family. These Halloween quotes include scary Halloween quotes, short Halloween quotes and cute Halloween quotes.

These are the Best Halloween Quotes for kids and adults, some of which would be great if you’re trying to figure out what to write inside a Halloween card.

These Clean Halloween Quotes include are perfect for parents, teachers and children looking for spooky Halloween quotes. They include quotes from some favorite characters like Shaggy from “Scooby Doo” and Lucy from “Charlie Brown.”

Halloween Quotes for Kids

“It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus.” [Max from “Hocus Pocus”]

“This is Halloween, this is Halloween! Pumpkins scream in the dead of night!” [“The Nightmare Before Christmas”]

“Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us.” [Tim Burton]

“Oh, there’s an empty place in my bones, that calls out for something unknown.” [Jack Skellington from “The Nightmare Before Christmas”]

“Where there is no imagination there is no horror.” [Sir Arthur Conan Doyle]

“Nothing’s more suspicious than frog’s breath!” [Dr. Finkelstein from “The Nightmare Before Christmas”]

“A person should always choose a costume which is in direct contrast to her own personality.” [Lucy Van Pelt in “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown”]

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“I was stealing things in the supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of vampires. I was charged with shoplifting on three counts.” [Tim Vine]

“It’s as much fun to scare as to be scared.” [Vincent Price]

“Anyone could see that the wind was a special wind this night, and the darkness took on a special feel because it was All Hallows’ Eve.” [Ray Bradbury]

Cute Halloween Quotes

“I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color.” [Wednesday from “The Addams Family”]

“I got a rock.” [Charlie Brown in “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown”]

“My blood type is Coffee.” [anonymous]

“Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.” [Unknown]

“Forget Love – I’d rather fall in chocolate!” [Sandra J. Dykes]

“If you want a tasty sweet, be sure to holler trick or treat!” [Unknown]

“If you see a black cat up in a tree, pull it’s tail and think of me.” [Unknown]

“Hold on, Man. We don’t go anywhere with ‘scary’, ‘spooky’, ‘haunted’, or ‘forbidden’ in the title.” [Shaggy from “Scooby Doo”]

“Trick or treat, bag of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street.” [unknown]

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“A person should always choose a costume which is in direct contrast to her own personality.” [Lucy Van Pelt in “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown”]

“Ghost or no ghost. It is Halloween, no one should go home without their candy.” Daphne from “Scooby Doo”]

Scary Halloween Quotes

“Lock your windows, bolt the door, monster season’s here once more.” Rusty Fischer]

“Double, double toil and trouble; fire burn and cauldron bubble.” [William Shakespeare from “Macbeth”]

“Deep into the darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.” [Edgar Allan Poe from “The Raven”]

“Everybody is a book of blood; wherever we’re opened, we’re red.” [Clive Barker from “Books of Blood”]

“Shadows mutter, mist replies; darkness purrs as midnight sighs.” [Rusty Fischer]

“Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!” [Bram Stoker]

“When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween.” [Unknown]

“I know of witches who whistle at different pitches, calling things that don’t have names.” [Helen Oyeyemi from “White is for Witching”[

“Darkness falls across the land, The Midnight Hour is close at hand.” [Rodney Lynn Temperton]

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“On Halloween, witches come true; wild ghosts escape from dreams.” Each monster dances in the park. [Nicholas Gordon]

“When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween.” [Unknown]

“Werewolves howl. Phantoms prowl. Halloween’s upon us now.” [Richelle E. Goodrich]

“Out for a little walk … in the moonlight, are we?” [Severus Snape from “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban”]

“By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.” [William Shakespeare]

“Trick or treat, bag of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street.” [unknown]

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