Easter Egg Jokes

This is the best collection of funny Easter Egg Jokes for kids, parents, teachers, pastors and anyone who celebrates Easter.

These Easter egg jokes are worth getting eggcited about.

You’ll find jokes about Easter eggs that are great for everyone – and they’re clean and safe for children of all ages.

Treat your family to some fun Easter egg humor to start off their day at breakfast or Easter brunch. Tell some Easter egg jokes when you’re decorating eggs. Put some funny Easter egg jokes inside plastic eggs and hid around the house on Easter.

Make sure you also check out some of our other Easter Joke Collections, including Easter Bunny Jokes and Easter Knock-Knock Jokes.

Easter Egg Jokes for Kids

Q: What holds Easter eggs and bites?
A: An Easter bas-skeeter.

Q: What looks like half an Easter egg?
A: The other half!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Berlin.
Berlin who?
Berlin the water for hard-boiled Easter eggs.

Q: What did one Easter egg say to the other Easter egg?
A: Want to hear a funny yolk?

Q: How was the Easter Bunny able to get home from work so fast?
A: It used the eggs-press lane.

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hominy.
Hominy who?
Hominy Easter eggs did you find?

Q: Why did the Easter egg cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.

Q: Why did the Easter egg cross the beach?
A: To get to the other tide.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Haydn.
Haydn who?
Haydn eggs on Easter is fun!

Q: Who tells the best Easter egg jokes?
A: Comedi-hens.

Q: Why did the Easter egg cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.

Q: Where do Easter eggs go to college?
A: Yokelahoma State.

Q: What do you say about the best decorated Easter egg?
A: It’s eggcellent!

Q: Why did the Easter egg cross the internet?
A: To get to the other site.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more Easter eggs to find?

Q: What do Easter eggs do for fun at parties?
A: Sing kari-yolkie.

Q: What did the Easter egg say to the comedian?
A: You crack me up.

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Carrie
Carrie who?
Carrie my Easter basket please, it’s too heavy from all the Easter eggs!

Q: What happens when you make an Easter egg laughs?
A: It cracks up.

Q: How do Easter eggs stay in shape?
A: With lots of eggsercise.

Q: From what West coast city do Easter eggs come from?
A: SandiEGGo.

Q: What was the egg’s least favorite day of the week?
A: Fry-day!

Q: What does the Easter Bunny drink during Christmas?
A: Easter Eggnog.

Q: Why did the Easter egg blow away?
A: It was during a N’or Easter.

Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Zeke
Zeke who?
Zeke and you shall find Easter eggs.

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny paint eggs?
A: It’s too hard to wallpaper them.

Q: How do circus clowns like their Easter eggs?
A: Funny side up.

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Q: What do you call an Easter egg who can’t stay awake?
A: Egg-zosted.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Blur.
Blur who?
Blur, it’s too cold for an Easter egg hunt.

Q: How do you test an Easter egg?
A: With an eggs-amination.

Q: Where’s the best place to hid Easter eggs?
A: Under a y-oak tree.

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny who?
Some bunny is hiding colored eggs outside.

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