Spring Break Jokes

Funny spring break jokes for kids and parents to tell over their spring vacation!

Not only are these the best spring break jokes, but these fun jokes about spring are clean and safe for all ages.

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Going on a trip in the car over spring break? How about a plane trip? Bring along these jokes and share some laughs along the way!

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Funny Spring Break Jokes for Kids

Q: What do you say to someone who isn’t doing anything over spring recess?
A: Those are the spring breaks.

Q: What do angler dads play with their kids during spring break?
A: Go fish.

Q: Why are trampoline parks so popular during spring break?
A: It’s spring-time.

Q: Who only takes from the rich during spring break?
A: Robin hood.

Q: When do kids use their trampoline the most?
A: During spring break

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Q: What did the family do when they arrived at the spring break beach resort?
A: They shellabrated.

Q: Where do sheep go for spring break?
A: The Baa-hamas

Q: What do you call it when it’s rains chickens and ducks during spring break?
A: FOUL weather.

Q: Why are mountains the funniest place to travel over spring break?
A: Because they are hill-areas!

Q: What traveled around the world over spring break but stayed in one place?
A: A postage stamp

Q: Kids call it spring break – but what do some parents call it?
A: Spring broke

Q: Why didn’t the teacher wear sunglasses over spring break?
A: None of her bright students were around.

Q: What spring break destination allows you to bring pet birds?
A: The Canary Islands

Q: What kind of dessert do you serve at a spring break beach party?
A: Beach pie.

Q: Why was the family so tired after returning from spring break vacation?
A: They flew all the way home.

Q: Why didn’t the elephant pack a suitcase for spring break?
A: Because he used a trunk.

Q: What did the beach say to the people who came back for spring break?
A: Long time no sea.

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Q: Why don’t basketball players go away for spring break?
A: They’re afraid they might get called for traveling

Q: What did the baker’s son do over spring break?
A: He loafed around.

Q: Where do eggs go for spring break?
A: New Yolk City

Q: Where do hammerhead sharks go for spring break?
A: Finland

Q: Where do cows go for spring break?
A: Moo York City.

Q: Which crime fighter likes spring break the most?
A: Robin

Q: How do gorillas wash up for spring break?
A: With Ape-ril showers.

Q: What did Pluto say after the boy kicked him in the leg while on spring break?
A: Owww… dis-knee hurts! (Pluto is a Disney character)

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