Funny Easter Jokes

This collection of funny Easter jokes makes it easy to bring out the smiles for Easter!

These jokes about Easter and the Easter Bunny are perfect for parents, grandparents, teachers and kids of all ages.

Everyone will enjoy hearing these jokes about Easter, the Easter Bunny and other Easter related traditions.

You can have a lot of fun with these Easter jokes. Incorporate them into your holiday planning by writing them on slips of paper and hiding them in plastic eggs. Set some under glasses set out on the table for guests to discover at dinner. Set them out on your buffet table for guests to read to each other. The possibilities are endless and the smiles will last awhile too!

Easter Jokes

Q: Why did the Easter Bunny want to learn how to snowboard?
A: He heard it was an eggstreme sport.

Q: What holds Easter eggs and bites?
A: An Easter bas-skeeter.

Q. What does the Easter Rabbit get for every basket he makes?
A. Two points, unless he’s past the 3-point line.

Q. Why can’t the Easter Bunny’s ear be twelve inches long?
A. Because then it would be a foot.

Q: Why was there so much yelling in the bakery on Easter?
A: There were a lot of cross buns.

Q: How do people get to the hospital on Easter?
A: In a hambulance.

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Q: How do you know when the Easter Bunny likes a book?
A: Because he’ll tell you it’s egg-cellent.

Q: How does the Easter Bunny’s day always end?
A: With a Y.

Q: Why did the girl put her slice of Easter ham on a bun?
A: She wanted a ham burger.

Q: Why should you always avoid McDonalds on Easter?
A: The Hamburglar might follow you home and take your ham!

Q: What did the Easter Bunny do after it’s wedding?
A: Went on a nice bunnymoon.

Q: Where did the Easter Bunny learn how to ski?
A: The bunny hill.

Q:What happened after the Easter Bunny got married?
A: They lived hoppily ever after.

Q: Why was Grandma cross with Grandpa while she prepared Easter dinner?
A: He was just sitting on his kEaster instead of helping.

Q: How does the Easter Bunny travel on vacation?
A: On hare planes.

Q: What do you call a rabbit comedian?
A: A funny bunny.

Q: Which bedtime stories does the Easter Bunny like most?
A: Hairy tales with hoppy endings.

Q: Why wouldn’t the Easter Bunny cross the road?
A: Because he’s not a chicken.

Q: How does the Easter Bunny know where he burried treasure?
A: Eggs marks the spot.

Q: Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
A: To get the chicken’s eggs.

Q: What looks like half an Easter Bunny?
A: The other half!

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Q: What is the fastest way to send a postcard to the Easter Bunny?
A: Using hare mail.

Q: What can you call the Easter Bunny when he has the sniffles?
A: A runny bunny.

Q: How do rabbits stay cool during the summer?
A: With hare conditioning.

Q: How do you know when the Easter Bunny is angry?
A: He’ll look hopping mad.

Q: Why make the Easter Bunny so lucky?
A: He always has four rabbits feet on him!

Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset when he looked in the mirror?
A: He was having a bad hare day.

Q: What you get if when cross the Easter Bunny with Fly Guy?
A: Bugs Bunny.

Q: What’s the best game to play on Easter?
A: Basket ball.

Q: What do you get when you cross the Easter Bunny with Kermit the Frog?
A: A bunny ribbit.

Q: What kind of car does the Easter Bunny drive?
A: A hop rod.

Q: Which side of the Easter Bunny has the most fur?
A: The outside.

Q: What do you say to the Easter Bunny on his birthday?
A: Hoppy birthday!

Q: What happens when you tickle an egg?
A: It cracks up.

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Q: What does Frosty the Snowman say everytime he comes to life again on Easter?
A: Hoppy Birthday!

Q. Where did the Easter Bunny go for a new tail?
A. To a retail store.

Q: What game does the Easter Bunny like to play on his driveway?
A: Hopscotch.

Q: Where can you get ice cream for Easter?
A: Basket Robbins

Q: What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot who was moving away?
A: Been nice gnawing you.

Q. How can you tell the Easter Bunny was a boyscout?
A. He helps little old bunnies cross the street.

Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny the day after Easter?
A: Eggshausted!

Q: Who does Winnie the Pooh dream about the night before Easter?
A: The Easter Hunny.

Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay in such good shape?
A: Egg-xercise.

Q: Why did the Easter Bunny throw the clock out the window?
A: He wanted to see time fly.

Q: What style of music does the Easter Bunny’s like to listen to?
A: Hip Hop.

Q: What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?
A: A 14 carrot gold necklace.

Q: Why shouldn’t you tell jokes to Easter Eggs?
A: Because you might crack them up.

Q: Where does the Easter Bunny go for pancakces?
A: IHOP (Internation House of Pancakes)

Q: What does the Easter Bunny pant next to the green beans in his garden?
A: Jelly beans.

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Q: What do you get if you cross Winnie the Pooh and the Easter Bunny?
A: A honey bunny.

Q: What proof is there that carrots are good for the eyes?
A: You never see rabbit wearing eye glasses.

Q: Where does the Easter Bunny get all of the eggs he hides?
A: He gets them from an eggplant.

Q. What did the Easter Bunny put a dictionary in his pants?
A. He wanted to be a smarty pants.

Q: What do you get when you cross an Dumbo with the Easter Bunny?
A: An elephant who always remember to eat all of his carrots.

Q: How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur from getting messed up?
A: He uses lots of hare spray.

Q: What does the Easter Bunny do when he gets out of the shower?
A: Uses a hare dryer.

Q: Why did the Easter Bunny eat the gold ring?
A: He was told it was 18 carrots.

Q: What does the Easter Bunny use to keep his fur so neat?
A: He uses a hare brush.

Q: What did they call the Easter Bunny after he aced the math test?
A: A hare-brain.

Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny when he has fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny.

Q: What did one Easter egg say to the other Easter egg?
A: Want to hear a funny yolk?

Q: How does the Easter Bunny get his cardio workout?
A: By doing hareobics.

Easter Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, Knock?
Who’s there?
Ann.
Ann who?
Ann-other Easter Bunny.

Knock, Knock?
Who’s there?
Ann.
Annie who?
Annie Bunny eggcited for Easter?

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more Easter eggs to find?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bea.
Bea who?
Bea kind on Easter.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Berlin.
Berlin who?
Berlin the water for hard-boiled Easter eggs.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bing.
Bing who?
Bing me some candy please Mr. Easter bunny.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Blur.
Blur who?
Blur, it’s too cold for an Easter egg hunt.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Carrie
Carrie who?
Carrie my Easter basket please, it’s too heavy.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chuck.
Chuck who?
Chuckolate Easter bunnies are my favorite.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut forget to say Happy Easter!

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Easter.
Easter Who?
Easter Bunny.

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Eggs.
Eggs Who?
Eggs-cited for the Easter Bunny!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Felix
Felix who?
Felix-cited about Easter!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ferret
Ferret who?
Ferret the jelly beans I got in my Easter basket!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fiona
Fiona who?
Fiona lookout for the Easter Bunny.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fonda
Fonda who?
Fonda Easter, how about you?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Freddie.
Freddie who?
Freddie for Easter.

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Haifa.
Haifa who?
Haifa chocolate Easter bunny is better than no chocolate Easter bunny!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Handsome.
Handsome who?
Handsome Easter candy to me please.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hans.
Hans who?
Hans off my Easter candy buster!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harriet.
Harriet who?
Harriet a bunch of Easter candy and got a tummy ache.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harris.
Harris who?
Harris another word for bunny!

Knock Kno
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harvey.
Harvey who?
Harvey happy Easter.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Haydn.
Haydn who?
Haydn eggs on Easter is fun!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta too many sweets on Easter.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Hollyulujah – it’s Easter.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hominy.
Hominy who?
Hominy Easter eggs did you find?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hoppy.
Hoppy who?
Hoppy Easter!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to have a chocolate Easter bunny.

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny who?
Some bunny is hiding colored eggs outside.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tommy.
Tommy who?
Tommy aches from eating too many Easter jelly beans.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy Easter Bunny going to come?

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Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Zeke
Zeke who?
Zeke and you shall find Easter eggs.

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