Egg Jokes

This collection of funny egg jokes for kids, parents, teachers, players and coaches are sure to get egg lovers eggcited.

You’ll find jokes about eggs, scrambled eggs, boiled eggs, poached eggs, chicken eggs, Easter eggs and more. Classic egg jokes and new jokes about eggs that you’ve never heard before.

These jokes about eggs are great for everyone – they’re clean and safe for children of all ages.

Treat your little ones to some fun egg humor to start off their day at breakfast. Tell some egg jokes when you’re serving up a tasty egg salad sandwich. Put some funny egg jokes next to the deviled eggs at your next party. Heading out to collect eggs from the coop? Laugh at some egg jokes on the way! And, of course, egg jokes for Easter are fun for everyone.

Egg Jokes for Kids

Q: How was the chicken able to get home from work so fast?
A: It used the eggs-press lane.

Q: Why did the egg cross the internet?
A: To get to the other site.

Q: What do eggs do for fun at parties?
A: Sing kari-yolkie.

Q: Why did the scrambled egg lose the baseball game?
A: The boiled eggs were hard to beat.

Q: What did the egg say to the clown?
A: You crack me up.

Q: What track event to chickens compete in?
A: Relay race.

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Chicken your pockets, maybe you’ll find it.

Q: What do chickens serve at their birthday parties?
A: Coop cakes.

Q: Why did the egg cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.

Q: Where do eggs go to college?
A: Yokelahomia State.

Q: What do you call a scrambled egg wearing a cowboy hat?
A: A western omelette.

Q: Where can you find the most information about eggs?
A: In the hencyclopedia.

Q: How do you make an egg roll?
A: Give it a little push down a hill.

Q: How many eggs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, silly! Eggs don’t have hands.

Q: What do you say to an omelette who gets a good grade?
A: Eggcellent!

Q: Why did the egg cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.

Q: What did the chicken order at Starbucks?
A: An Eggspreso.

Q: How can you drop an egg 5 feet without breaking it?
A: By dropping it 6 feet – it doesn’t break for the first 5.

Q: What did one chicken say to the other after walking through a poison ivy patch?
A: You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours?

Q: What did the Spanish egg farmer say to his hens every night?
A: Oh lay.

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Q: Where are chickens born?
A: On eggplants.

Q: Why did the egg cross the beach?
A: To get to the other tide.

Q: Who tells the best egg jokes?
A: Comedi-hens.

Q: What do chicken families do on nice afternoons?
A: They go on peck-nics.

Q: What happens when you make an egg laugh?
A: It cracks up.

Q: What do you call a pig who wakes up with a rash?
A: Ham and Eggzema.

Q: Why do chickens lay eggs?
A: If they dropped them, they would break.

Q: When did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
A: Right after a nice summer.

Q: Which US city has 9 million eggs living in it?
A: New Yolk City.

Q: How do you make an egg roll?
A: Push it down a hill.

Q: Why do chickens lay eggs?
A: If they drop the eggs, they’ll break.

Q: How do you get inside a chicken barn?
A: Use the hen-trance.

Q: What do you get when a Tasmanian Devil gets into the chicken barn?
A: Deviled eggs.

Q: What did the person say when the egg said hello?
A: Ahhhhhhh – a talking egg..

Q: What do you get when you cross a hen with a cement truck?
A: A brick layer.

Q: What did the egg learn about being part of an omelet?
A: It found out it wasn’t all it was cracked up to be.

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Q: How do eggs stay in shape?
A: With lots of eggsercise.

Q: What’s hard to beat in the morning?
A: A boiled egg.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alien?
A: E.T. the eggs-traterrestrial.

Q: How can you tell when a chicken doesn’t get your joke?
A: By the eggspressian on it’s face.

Q: Why can’t egg whites be comedians?
A: They can’t deliver a good yolk.

Q: How do you discover prehistoric eggs?
A: Using an eggscavator.

Q: How do ghosts order their eggs?
A: Terri-fried.

Q: Why did the egg cross the road?
A: To get to the shell station.

Q: What do you call a egg prankster?
A: A practical yolker.

Q: Why did the hen lay an egg on an axe?
A: To hachet.

Q: Since fruit comes from fruit trees, where do chickens come from?
A: A poul-tree.

Q: What do chickens say to get across a crowded barn?
A: Eggs-cuse me.

Q: How do circus clowns like their eggs?
A: Funny side up.

Q: How did the egg get out of the sticky situation?
A: Non-stick spray.

Q: Why did the chicken go for a walk?
A: She needed the Egg-ercise.

Q: How can you find a pirate chicken’s booty?
A: Eggs marks the spot.

Q: What do you end up when a hen lays it’s egg on a roof?
A: An eggroll.

Q: What do you call an egg who can’t stay awake?
A: Egg-zosted.

Q: How do eggs get off a highway?
A: By using the eggs-it.

Q: What do chickens call a test at school?
A: An eggs-amination.

Q: Why was the chef called a bully?
A: He beat the eggs.

Q: How do young chickens dance to slow songs?
A: Chick-to-chick.

Q: What was the egg’s favorite tree?
A: A y-oak tree.

Q: How did the fritata find out it was sick?
A: A doctor eggs-amined it.

Q: Where do chickens live on the west coast?
A: SandiEGGo.

Q: Why shouldn’t you tease a egg white?
A: They can’t take a yolk.

Q: Why do eggs go to school?
A: To eggspand their knowledge.

Q: What was the egg’s least favorite day of the week?
A: Fry-day!

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Q: What did the momma egg say to her baby egg?
A: You’re egg-stra special.

Q: Why does grocery shopping go so quickly for chickens?
A: They use the eggspress line.

Q: How many eggs can you eat on an empty stomach?
A: One. After that, your stomach won’t be empty anymore.

Q: Why did the chicken coop have only 2 doors?
A: If it had 4 doors, it would be a sedan.

Q: Where do chicken eggs hatch?
A: In Chick-ago.

Q: What happens when a chick hatches?
A: It’s mommy gets egg-cited.

Q: What’s the worst crime in the egg law book?
A: Poaching.

Q: What did Snow White name her pet chicken?
A: Egg white.

Q: What did the egg quarterback do when it saw the frying pan coming his way?
A: It scrambled.

Q: Who wrote the books “Great Eggspectations” and “Hard-Boiled Times?”
A: Charles Chickens.

Q: What kind of eggs live by the sea?
A: Egg shells.

Q: What sport are the eggs best at?
A: Running.

Q: What grows on yolk trees?
A: Eggcorns.

Q: Why were the eggs running?
A: They were part of a re-lay race.

Q: What do you call an egg who travels around the world?
A: An eggs-plorer.

Q: How did the egg get up the hill?
A: It scrambled up.

Q: Why did the egg go to school?
A: To get an egg-u-cation.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Omelette.
Omelette who?
Omelette smarter than you think.

Q: What is Santa’s favorite drink?
A: Eggnog.

Q: How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
A: Hens are laying hard-boiled eggs.

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Q: Which part did the egg get in the TV show?
A: He was cast as an egg-stra.

Q: What did the egg do when the race started?
A: It egg-celerated.

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny paint eggs?
A: It’s too hard to wallpaper them.

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