Pizza Jokes

Pizza jokes are funny and are perfect for pizza lovers and pizza parties!

These clean jokes about pizza are for kids and adults of all ages. Pizza humor is popular with cooks, pizza makers, children, lunchroom workers and anytime someone is having pizza. Or better yet, tell these pizza jokes while you’re waiting for a pizza!

Pizza is one of the most popular food items. Kids love it and you can almost always find it at a party. Pizza has a long history and was first documented in A.D. 997 (over 1000 years ago!).

According to Grub Hub, the top 10 pizza toppings are: Pepperoni, Mushrooms, Onions, Sausage, Bacon, Extra cheese, Black olives, Green peppers, Pineapple and Spinach.

Some of the most popular styles of pizza in the United States are Neapolitan Pizza, Chicago Style Pizza, New York-Style Pizza, Sicilian Pizza, Greek Pizza, California Pizza, Detroit Pizza and St. Louis Pizza. On menus, you can find choices like Margherita Pizza, Pepperoni Pizza, BBQ Chicken Pizza, Buffalo-Style Pizza and Hawaiian Pizza.

Check out these funny Pizza riddles, one-liners, knock-knock pizza jokes, puns and more. You may also want to check out our index of Food Jokes.

Pizza Jokes

Q: Where do Pharaohs like to eat out?
A: Pizza Tut.

Q: What did the Arthur the aardvark order on his pizza?
A: Ant-chovies

Q: How do cats eat pizza?
A: They put it in their mouths just like everyone else.

Q: How did the yogi order his pizza?
A: Make me one with everything.

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Q: Why was it so easy to catch who stole the frozen pizza?
A: It wasn’t a well thawed out plan.

Q: What do you call a pretend pizza?
A: A pepperaphony pizza!

Q: What do you call a napping pizza?

If you burn your Hawaiian style pizza, try baking it at aloha temperature.

Q: What makes Domino’s pizza jokes good?
A: The delivery

Q: Why was the famous pizza upset?
A: It kept getting chased by pepperazzi.

Q: How can you tell if Edmund Elephant’s been in the refrigerator?
A: Foot prints in the pizza.

If pizza could talk it would probably say lots of cheesy things.

Q: Why couldn’t the pizza lover decide on a topping?
A: She was inde-SLICE-sive.

Q: What is a dog’s favorite type of pizza?
A: PUPeroni

Q: Why was the Hawaiian pizza still uncooked?
A: The oven was on aloha temperature.

Q: Where does Jabba eat dinner?
A: Pizza Hutt

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Q: Where do toppings go on holiday?
A: The Leaning Tower of Pizza!

Q: Why did the pizza maker rob the bank?
A: Because he kneaded the dough.

Q: What’s the difference the Red Sox and a pizza?
A: Pizzas are good.

Loving Pizzeria Pun: You hold a pizza my heart.

Q: How do you mend a broken pizza?
A: Tomato paste.

Q: What topping do carpenters put on their pizza?
A: SAWsage.

Q: Why couldn’t the skunk call for a pizza?
A: His phone was out of odor.

Q: Why wasn’t the pizza joke funny?
A: It was too cheesy.

Q: Why do people get into the pizza business?
A: To make some dough.

Q: What do pizzas wear to smell nice?
A: Calzogne

Q: What did the pizza say when the party ended?
A: Good-pie everyone.

Q: How can you fix a broken slice of pizza?
A: With tomato paste.

Q. What is a math teacher’s favorite thing to eat?
A. Pizza Pi.

Q: If it took six kids 5-minutes to eat a pizza, how long would it take three kids to eat the pizza?
A: None because the six kids already ate the pizza.

Q: How many math teachers did it take to make one pizza pie?
A: 3.14.

Q: What can a whole pizza do that half a pizza can’t do?
A: It can look round.

Q: How many grams of protein are in a slice of pizza pi?
A: 3.14159265…

Q: What does Arthur the Aardvark like on his pizza?
A: ANT-chovies.

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Q: Why did the woman ask for her pizza to be cut into 4 slices?
A: 8 slices would be too much for her to eat!

Wood fired pizza… not sure how long it will take for pizza to get another job.

Q: What did the pepperoni say to the mushroom?
A: Sliced to meat you!

Q: Why was the mushroom invited to pizza parties?
A: He’s a real fungi

Q: Why did Dracula run out of the Italian restaurant?
A: They put garlic on his pizza.

These Pizza jokes can’t be topped….

Q: What did the pizza say when it went out on a date?
A: I never sausage a beautiful face

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Pete who?
Pizza – and everyone loves me!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Pizza who?
Pizza nice guy!

Q: Who brought pizza to Ireland?
A: The Pizza Pied Piper.

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