Pizza Jokes

Pizza jokes are funny and are perfect for pizza lovers and pizza parties! These jokes about pizza for kids are actually fun for all ages.

Pizza is one of the most popular food items. Kids love it and you can almost always find it at a party. Pizza has a long history and was first documented in A.D. 997 (over 1000 years ago).

Check out these funny Pizza riddles, one-liners puns and more.

Pizza Jokes for Kids

Q: Where do Pharaohs like to eat out?
A: Pizza Tut.

Q: What did the Arthur the aardvark order on his pizza?
A: Ant-chovies

Q: How do cats eat pizza?
A: They put it in their mouths just like everyone else.

Q: How did the yogi order his pizza?
A: Make me one with everything.

Q: Why was it so easy to catch who stole the frozen pizza?
A: It wasn’t a well thawed out plan.

Q: What do you call a pretend pizza?
A: A pepperaphony pizza!

Q: What do you call a napping pizza?

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Q: What makes Domino’s pizza jokes good?
A: The delivery

Q: Why was the famous pizza upset?
A: It kept getting chased by pepperazzi.

Q: How can you tell if Edmund Elephant’s been in the refrigerator?
A: Foot prints in the pizza.

Q: What is a dog’s favorite type of pizza?
A: PUPeroni

Q: Why was the Hawaiian pizza still uncooked?
A: The oven was on aloha temperature.

Q: Where does Jabba eat dinner?
A: Pizza Hutt

Q: Where do toppings go on holiday?
A: The Leaning Tower of Pizza!

Q: What’s the difference the Red Sox and a pizza?
A: Pizzas are good.

Loving Pizzeria Pun: You hold a pizza my heart.

Q: How do you mend a broken pizza?
A: Tomato paste.

Q: What topping do carpenters put on their pizza?
A: SAWsage.

Q: Why couldn’t the skunk call for a pizza?
A: His phone was out of odor.

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Q: Why wasn’t the pizza joke funny?
A: It was too cheesy.

Q: Why do people get into the pizza business?
A: To make some dough.

Q: What do pizzas wear to smell nice?
A: Calzogne

Q: What did the pizza say when the party ended?
A: Good-pie everyone.

Q. What is a math teacher’s favorite thing to eat?
A. Pizza Pi.

Q: If it took six kids 5-minutes to eat a pizza, how long would it take three kids to eat the pizza?
A: None because the six kids already ate the pizza.

Q: How many math teachers did it take to make one pizza pie?
A: 3.14.

Q: What can a whole pizza do that half a pizza can’t do?
A: It can look round.

Q: How many grams of protein are in a slice of pizza pi?
A: 3.14159265…

Q: Why did the woman ask for her pizza to be cut into 4 slices?
A: 8 slices would be too much for her to eat!

Q: What did the pepperoni say to the mushroom?
A: Sliced to meat you!

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Q: Why was the mushroom invited to pizza parties?
A: He’s a real fungi

Q: Why did Dracula run out of the Italian restaurant?
A: They put garlic on his pizza.

Q: What did the pizza say when it went out on a date?
A: I never sausage a beautiful face

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Pete who?
Pizza – and everyone loves me!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Pizza who?
Pizza nice guy!

Q: Who brought pizza to Ireland?
A: The Pizza Pied Piper.

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