Halloween Dad Jokes are corny jokes that you might expect to hear from a dad on or around Halloween.
They are a bit cheesy and many-a-dad will tell them in a straight way.
In addition to the Halloween Dad Jokes on this page, we have THOUSANDS of Halloween jokes and one-liners broken down into categories on our Halloween Jokes for Kids page. Halloween Joke Collections include Broomstick Jokes; Black Cat Jokes; Ghost Jokes; Ghoul Jokes; Frankenstein Jokes; Bat Jokes; Mummy Jokes; Demon Jokes; Scarecrow Jokes; skeleton jokes; Spider Jokes; Jack o’ Lantern Jokes; Werewolf Jokes; Zombie jokes and more.
We hope you enjoy reading this corny collection of Dad Halloween Jokes as much as Dad enjoys telling them!
Dad Halloween Jokes
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire ?
A: Frostbite.
Q: Why was the ghost given a ticket by the game warden?
A: He didn’t have a haunting license.
Q: Do you know what a ghost said when I first met him?
A: How do you boo?
Q: Do you know what Jack-o-lanterns are afraid of?
A: Things that go Pumpkin the night.
Q: Why are vampires like my dentures?
A: They always come out at night
Q: I ever tell you why the skeleton didn’t dance at my Halloween party?
A: He had no body to dance with.
Q: You remember who the most famous skeleton detective was, don’t you?
A: It was Sherlock Bones.
Q: What do you name a duck with fangs?
A: Quackula
Q: What do ghosts get at Dunkin’ Donuts in the morning?
A: Coffee with scream and sugar.
Q: What story do little ghosts like at bedtime?
A: Ghoul-dilocks and the Three Scares.
Q: Do you know why I never take coffee from a vampire?
A: It’s always de-coffin-ated.
Q: Guess what vampires take for a scratchy throat.
A: Coffin drops.
Q: Ever wonder why I don’t like vampires?
A: Because they suck!
Q: What do you call a red monster?
A: Elmo.
Q: What do you put on a monster’s Sundae?
A: Whipped scream.
Q: What do vampires never order at restaurants?
A: The stake dinner
Corny Dad Halloween Jokes
Q: Do you know how I say goodbye to a vampire?
A: So long sucker
Q: Why was the Jack-o-lantern so naughty?
A: His candle was wicked.
Q: Why did the witch’s black cat throw up?
A: She was broom sick.
Q: Do you know what kind of car I bought from a ghost?
A: It was a Boo-ick.
Q: I ever tell you why the vampire’s head popped after biting my father?
A: He had high blood pressure
Q: Who is the most famous French skeleton?
A: Napoleon bone-apart..
Q: Do you know why Jack-o-lanterns stay on people’s porches?
A: They have no hands to knock on the door.
Q: What did the vampire say to the Invisible Man?
A: Long time, no see.
Favorite Halloween Dad Jokes
Q: Remember which vampire always eats junk food?
A: Snackula.
Q: What’s orange and faster than a speeding train?
A: Super Pumpkin.
Q: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A: A rattler.
Q: Why was the candy corn afraid of Jimmy?
A: Because Jimmy cracks corn and he don’t care.
Q: Do you know why the Jack-o-lantern was afraid to cross the road?
A: It had no guts.
Q: Where do vampires keep their money?
A: The blood bank
Q: What do ghosts drink when they’re hot?
A: Ghoul-aid.
Q: How do skeletons contact other skeletons?
A: They use a telebone.
Q: You wanna know who the leader of Jack-o-lanterns is?
A: The Pumpking
Q: Guess who was the best dancer at the Halloween party.
A: The Boogie man.
Q: Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
A: Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
Q: You know why Dracula is so unpopular?
A: Because he’s a pain in the neck!
Q: You ever hear what they called prehistoric ghosts?
A: Terror-dactyls.
Q: Which day of the week do me and ghosts like the least?
A: Moanday.
