Halloween Puns

Halloween puns are funny to say and fun to read. These clean Halloween puns should bring a smile to the faces of people of all ages.

These are the best Halloween puns for kids, teachers and parents and are safe for all ages. Perfect for Halloween parties, lunch boxes and to tell trick-or-treaters.

Puns can be classified in several ways, but the easiest description is that it’s a play on words. If you don’t know what we mean, then you will after reading just a few of these funny Halloween puns – some of which are pretty corny (or is that corny-candy?).

These puns for Halloween include vampire puns, ghost puns, skeleton puns, candy puns and more.

Funny Halloween Puns

Q: Where did the ghost learn to become a pilot?
A: In fright school.

Q: What do you call siblings who like these kinds of jokes?
A: Punkin

Q: Why did the vampire become a police officer?
A: He heard they do stake outs.

Q: Why did the gourd say after putting up Halloween decorations?
A: That will give ’em pumpkin to talk about…

Everyone knows that demons are a ghoul’s best friend…

Q: What did the pumpkin say to his date to the Halloween party?
A: Hello gourd-geous

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Q: What do wolves say to each other on October 31st?
A: Happy Howl-oween

Hope you have a fang-tastic Halloween!

Q: How can you find your way through a dark haunted house?
A: Use the lights witch.

Q: Why was there a big bowl of candy on the porch of the haunted house?
A: Witchful thinking…

What’s the most requested Halloween song at dog parties? Bone to be wild

Puns about bones are not very humerus…

Q: Why shouldn’t you eat all of your Halloween candy at once?
A: So you can save room for I scream.

Q: How do parents get their kids to get along on Halloween?
A: They make them sign a trick or treaty.

Q: Why did the boy want to be a wizard?
A: To get everything he wanded.

Q: When does everyone look the same on Halloween?
A: When they are all a goblin.

Q: What do vegetarian zombies eat?
A: Graaaaaaaains!

Q: Why don’t ghosts dance at Halloween parties?
A: They have no body to dance with!

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Q: Why should you read skeleton jokes?
A: You might find them humerus.

Q: What do you end up with when you drop a Jack-o-Lantern?
A: Squash.

Q: What should you serve at a Halloween beach party?
A: Sand-witches.

Q: How did the priest stay in such good shape?
A: From exorcising.

Q: What sweet treat do math teachers eat on Halloweeen?
A: Pumpkin pi.

Q: What’s the rarest Halloween candy of all?
A: Uni-candy corn.

Q: What holiday is really Count Dracula’s favorite?
A: Fangs-giving

Q: When do you serve hot dog buns without any hot dogs?
A: On hollow-weenie.

Q: How did the Cyclops express his feelings?
A: He said eye love you.

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