Halloween puns are funny to say and fun to read. These funny Halloween puns should bring a smile to all ages. Puns can be classified in several ways, but the easiest description is that it’s a play on words. If you don’t know what we mean, then you will after reading just a few of these funny Halloween puns – some of which are pretty corny (or is that corny-candy?).
Funny Halloween Puns
Q: Where did the ghost learn to become a pilot?
A: In fright school.
Q: Why did the vampire become a police officer?
A: He heard they do stake outs.
Q: Why shouldn’t you eat all of your Halloween candy at once?
A: So you can save room for I scream.
Q: How do parents get their kids to get along on Halloween?
A: They make them sign a trick or treaty.
Q: Why did the boy want to be a wizard?
A: To get everything he wanded.
Q: When does everyone look the same on Halloween?
A: When they are all a goblin.
Q: What do vegetarian zombies eat?
A: Graaaaaaaains!
Q: Why don’t ghosts dance at Halloween parties?
A: They have no body to dance with!
Q: Why should you read skeleton jokes?
A: You might find them humerus.
More Jokes Continue Below ↓ ↓
Q: What do you end up with when you drop a Jack-o-Lantern?
A: Squash.
Q: What should you serve at a Halloween beach party?
A: Sand-witches.
Q: How did the priest stay in such good shape?
A: From exorcising.
Q: What sweet treat do math teachers eat on Halloweeen?
A: Pumpkin pi.
Q: What’s the rarest Halloween candy of all?
A: Uni-candy corn.
Q: What holiday is really Count Dracula’s favorite?
A: Fangs-giving
Q: When do you serve hot dog buns without any hot dogs?
A: On hollow-weenie.
Q: How did the Cyclops express his feelings?
A: He said eye love you.
