Trick or Treat Jokes

Halloween is a fun day for people of all ages – and the high point for kids is trick or treating with friends and family.

These funny trick or treating jokes will make both kids and adults laugh. These clean trick or treat jokes include spooky characters such as witches, skeletons, werewolves… and more! You’ll even find some funny Knock Knock jokes for trick or treaters.

In addition to the jokes that focus on trick or treating on this page, we have THOUSANDS of Halloween jokes broken down into categories on our Halloween Jokes for Kids page. Our Halloween Joke Collections include Broomstick Jokes; Black Cat Jokes; Ghost Jokes; Ghoul Jokes; Frankenstein Jokes; Bat Jokes; Mummy Jokes; Demon Jokes; Scarecrow Jokes; skeleton jokes; Spider Jokes; Jack o’ Lantern Jokes; Werewolf Jokes; Zombie jokes and more.

Trick or Treating Jokes for Halloween

Q: What do hockey players say on Halloween?
A: Hat trick or treat!

Q: What do you call a lycanthrope who gets lost while trick or treating?
A: A where-wolf.

Q: Why is Superman’s costume so tight fitting?
A: Because it’s a size “S”

Q: What do ghosts give out to trick or treaters?
A: Booberries.

Q: Where do werewolves store the candy they get from trick or treating?
A: In a were-house

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tinker Bell.
Tinker Bell who?
Tinker Bell isn’t working, try knocking instead.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Tad.
Tad who?
Tad house is haunted – don’t trick or treat there.

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Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Twick.
Twick who?
Twick or Tweet.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda go out trick or treating with me?

Q: What do witches put on to go trick or treating?
A: Mas-scare-a

Q: When do ghosts like to go trick or treating?
A: In the moaning.

Q: How do you stop vampires from trick or treating at your house?
A: Play the song “You Are My Sunshine” on the stereo.

Q: Which monster dances when he goes trick or treating?
A: The boogieman

Q: What do owls say when they go trick or treating?
A: Happy Owl-ween!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida lot of candies and my tummy hurts.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Anakin.
Anakin who?
Anakin I get some candy please?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fangs
Fangs who?
Fangs for opening the door.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go trick or treating?
A: Because he had no “body” to go with.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Felix
Felix who?
Felix-cited about trick or treating!

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Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who.
Gladys Halloween.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo put on a costume for trick or treating.

Q: Which type of pants do ghosts wear to trick or treat?
A: Boo-Jeans.

Q: What do you give a trick or treating skeleton?
A: Spare ribs

Q: Where do you find the spookiest Halloween candy to give trick or treaters?
A: At the ghost-ery store

Q: In which U.S. city do werewolves like to go trick or treating?
A: Howllywood, California

Q: Which candy do vampire’s hope for when trick or treating?
A: Suckers!

Q: What does Tweety Bird say on Halloween?
A: Twick or Tweet

Q: What makes trick or treating with twin witches so challenging?
A: You never know which witch is which!

Q: Who did Frankenstein go trick or treating with?
A: His ghoul friend

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al trade you a Snickers for a Kit Kat.

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Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Abbott.
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door…

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole bag of candy while trick or treating.

Q: What type of road do ghosts like to trick or treat on?
A: Dead Ends

Q: What do you say to a trick or treating skeleton after you give it candy?
A: Bone appeti!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Curry.
Curry who?
Curry my bag of candy.

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Cyclops.
Cyclops who?
Cyclops says trick or treat.

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Cyclops.
Cyclops who?
Cyclops at the door – ahhhhh!

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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a great time to go trick or treating.

Q: What kind of candy should you give a trick or treating zombie?
A: Life Savers.

Q: Why don’t skeletons like to trick or treat during the winter?
A: The cold goes right through them.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open up for trick or treaters.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Butcher.
Butcher who?
Butcher candy in my bag please.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter be ready for trick or treaters.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Celeste.
Celeste who?
Celeste time I went trick or treating I had a lot of fun!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Eddie.
Eddie who?
Eddie body home – trick or treat!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Essen.
Essen who?
Essen it fun to go trick or treating?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Fozzie.
Fozzie who?
Fozzie last time, Trick or Treat!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Handsome.
Handsome who?
Handsome candy to me please.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Han.
Han who?
Han me over your candy!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Howie
Howie who?
Howie going to go trick or treating?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Hope.
Hope who?
Hope you’ll give me Halloween candy.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harriet.
Harriet who?
Harriet up so we can go trick or treating.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Havanna.
Havanna who?
Havanna great time trick or treatin’

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you dress for Halloween this year?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to go trick or treating.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Lenny.
Lenny who?
Lenny a costume so I can trick or treat.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Max.
Max who?
Max me happy when you give me candy.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Norma.
Norma who?
Norma’lly I say trick or treat.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Omar.
Omar live who?
Omar gosh, that’s a spooky costume.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive Halloween, how about you?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say vampire?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Parton.
Parton who?
Parton me, may I have some candy please?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy please.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin your candy!

More Jokes Below ↓ ↓

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the way to the haunted house.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you want to trick or treat with?

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These are only our Jokes relating to trick or treating. We have thousands of Halloween jokes and one-liners broken down into categories on our Halloween Jokes for Kids page, along with entire collections of Broomstick Jokes; Black Cat Jokes; Ghost Jokes; Ghoul Jokes; Frankenstein Jokes; Bat Jokes; Mummy Jokes; Demon Jokes; Scarecrow Jokes; skeleton jokes; Spider Jokes; Jack o’ Lantern Jokes; Werewolf Jokes; Zombie jokes and more.

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