How Hot Is It? It’s So Hot That… Jokes

Whether you’re dealing with one hot day or a heat wave, these jokes will help you get through it.

It’s so hot that… jokes – or How Hot is It? jokes – are always popular during the summer months.

Speaking of summer, make sure you also check out these related joke collections: Beach Jokes, Summer Jokes, 4th of July Jokes and Swimming Jokes.

How Hot is It? Jokes

How hot is it?
It’s so hot that you can’t make a chili dog.

How hot is it?
It’s so hot that my kite crashed and burned.

How hot is it?
It’s so hot that farmers are feeding ice to the chickens so they won’t lay boiled eggs.

How hot is it?
It’s so hot that corn on the stalks starts popping.

How hot is it?
It’s so hot that all chocolate is drinkable.

How hot is it?
It’s so hot that you can poach eggs in a pool.

How hot is it?
It’s so hot that chickens are laying omelettes.

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How hot is it?
It’s so hot that I saw a squirrel pick up a nut with pot holders.

How hot is it?
It’s so hot that my thermometer goes up to “I’m not kidding.”

How hot is it?
It’s so hot that my chocolate milk is now hot cocoa.

How hot is it?
It’s so hot that even Mr. Heat Miser is miserable.

How hot is it?
It’s so hot that the car overheats before you start it.

How hot is it?
It’s so hot that I saw a fire hydrant chasing a dog.

How hot is it?
It’s so hot that my campfire lit itself.

How hot is it?
It’s so hot that all the bread in the store is toast.

How hot is it?
It’s so hot that cows are giving evaporated milk.

How hot is it?
It’s so hot that robins are using potholders to pull worms from the ground.

How hot is it?
It’s so hot that I’m sweating like a politician on election day.

How hot is it?
It’s so hot that I’m using Celsius instead of Fahrenheit just to have a lower number!

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How hot is it?
It’s so hot that Tabasco sauce tastes mild.

How hot is it?
It’s so hot that the peanut butter melted.

How hot is it?
It’s so hot that my Speed Stick Deodorant quit.

How hot is it?
It’s so hot that I renamed my pig “Bacon.”

How hot is it?
It’s so hot that my Pot Tarts popped.

How hot is it?
It’s so hot that the only waves at the beach were heat waves.

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