Pancake Jokes

Funny Pancake jokes, puns, riddles and more. These jokes about pancakes are great for Pancake Day or anytime.

These pancake jokes are perfect for pancake lovers, Christians who celebrate Shrove Tuesday, parents, teachers and kids of all ages.

Pancake Day is also known as Shrove Tuesday and Pancake Tuesday. Pancake Day is the Tuesday in February or March immediately before Ash Wednesday, which is the first day of Lent. In the U.S. this day is also called Mardis Gras.

Other names for pancakes include crepe. flapjack, silver dollars and hotcake.

Pancake Jokes

Q: What do cats put on their pancakes?
A: Mice cream.

Q: What does a baseball team and pancakes have in common?
A: They both need a good batter!

Q: What did the Zen pancake say at breakfast?
A: Peace to you.

Q: How do you make a pancake grin?
A: Butter it up.

Q: How many potatoes do you need to make a potato pancake?
A: A latke. *Latke is a pancake made from potatoes.

Q: What’s the best pancake topping?
A: More pancakes.

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Q: Why didn’t the waffle go to the pancake party?
A: He was a square.

Q: How do Santa’s elves eat pancakes?
A: In short stacks.

Q: What looks like half a pancake?
A: The other half.

Q: Why didn’t the pancake make it in time for breakfast?
A: It was a choco-LATE pancake.

Q: Why did the man dress up as a thin pancake for Halloween?
A: To give people the crepes.

Q: Why couldn’t the teddy eat the pancake?
A: He was stuffed.

Q: How can you pay for pancakes?
A: With silver dollars.

Q: Why couldn’t the pancake succeed as a singer?
A: He was too flat.

Q: Did you hear about the pancake who was overcharged for syrup?
A: He just flipped.

Q: What do school bus drivers put on their pancakes?
A: Traffic jam.

Q: What’s the best thing you can put into a pancake?
A: Your teeth.

Q: What do pancakes wear to the beach?
A: A flip-flops!

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Q: What did the pancake say when the muffin complimented her?
A: I’m flattered…

Q: How tasty are pancakes?
A: They’re not just tasty, they’re flipping delicious!

Q: What did the baseball umpire say to the pancake?
A: Batter up.

Q: Why is it so rare to hear pancake jokes?
A: They usually fall flat.

You can learn more about Shrove Tuesday. Similar joke collections: Egg Jokes, Cake Jokes, Banana Jokes, Blueberry Jokes.

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