Snowboarding Jokes

Snowboarding jokes, snowboarder riddles, snowboarding puns, one-liners and knock-knock jokes about snowboarding.

All of these clean snowboarding jokes are family-friendly for children and adults of all ages. These snowboarding jokes are especially popular during the winter Olympics!

If you’re looking for jokes about snowboarding, then this collection of funny snowboarding jokes is for you!

These jokes about snowboarding are perfect for snowboarders, snowboard instructors, winter sports fans and anyone who is interested in the winter Olympics snowboarding events.

Snowboarding is a sport (or recreational activity and pastime) in which athletes slide downhill on a snowboard. It is often called an “extreme sport” and is competitive yearlong and is an Olympic event.

Many people misspell the term “snowboarding” by separating the words “snow” and “boarding,” but there is no separation between the words. This also relates to misspellings such as “snow board” and “snow boarder.”

If you’re a snowboard instructor, load up with some of these clean snowboarding jokes to share with your beginning snowboarders before you hit the hill.

Snowboarding Jokes

Q: What was the snowboarder’s last words?
A: Hey dude, check this out!

Q: How do you become a millionaire snowboarder?
A: Start out as a billionaire snowboarder.

Q: Why was the snowboarder so good at making salads?
A: He was great at SHREDDIN carrots.

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Q: How can you tell if an essay was authored by a snow boarder?
A: From all the WIPE-OUT. (wipe out is used to cover up typed mistakes)

Q: What cereal do the coolest snowboarders eat?
A: Cap’n Crunchy. (“crunchy” translates to “cool” in snowboarding lingo)

Q: Where do young cows snowboard?
A: On a Calf-pipe.

Q: Why did the snowboarder stop drinking coffee?
A: He was too jumpy…

Q: What do snowboarders usually order to eat at the park?
A: Icebergers or chili dogs.

Q: What was the snowboarder’s favorite type of candy?
A: Snow caps.

Q: Why did the half-pipe turn yellow?
A: Ask the dog…

Q: What did the police officer say when he saw the snowboarder stealing?
A: Freeze.

Q: How do snowboarders pay their bills?
A: With cold hard cash.

Q: How do beginner snowboarders introduce themselves?
A: Sorry dude…

Q: Who is the best snowboarding rap-star?
A: Ice T.

Q: How do you know if a snowboarder slept in your bed?
A: The bed is wet.

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Q: What do snowboarders order at a Chinese restaurant?
A: Kung-POW. (“pow” is another term for “powder” or fluffy/fresh snow)

Q: Why did the snowboarder get a red card in the soccer match?
A: He hit a kicker. (red cards are a soccer penalty, hitting a kicker in snowboarding means going over a jump. In soccer, players shouldn’t hit each other)

Q: Where do snowboarders go to find an ATM?
A: In a snow bank.

Q: Which snowboarders wear the biggest boots?
A: The ones with the biggest feet!

Q: How does a snowboarder deliver his messages?
A: By Air Mail.

Q: What do snowboarders call their offspring?
A: Chill-dren.

Q: Which famous Disney character snowboarded with their front foot forward?
A: Goofy! (Goofy is a stance, also called goofy-footed, with a front foot forward).

Q: Did you hear about the snowboarder who broke his arm?
A: It was a bit humerus.

Riddle: What do basketball players and snowboarders have in common?
Answer: They can both do alley-oops. (both sports have an alley-oop).

Q: Why did the snowboarder run away from the soccer coach?
A: Coach said he would make a KICKER out of him! (kicker is another term for a snow jump/ramp. You would not want to be made into a snow jump/ramp!)

Q: What instrument did the high-jumping snowboarder play?
A: Air Guitar.

Q: What do you call a slow snowboarder?
A: A slope-poke.

Q: What do snowboarders get from sitting on the snow too long?
A: Polaroids.

Q: How can you make a small fortune snowboarding?
A: Start with a big one.

Q: Which movie is a favorite of snowboarders?
A: “The Little Mermaid” because it has Aerial in it.

Q: Why should you always invite a snowboarder to Thanksgiving dinner?
A: They’re great at carving. (carving is a snowboard skill)

Q: Why did the snowboarder always expect the worst when she reached the top of the mountain?
A: He knew it was all downhill from there…

Q: Why won’t the snowboarder pull the sled?
A: Because HEAL DRAG. (Pun: “he’ll drag” and ‘heal drag’ which is a snowboarder move)

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Q: What did the honest snowboarder say when he was asked to cheat?
A: Snow way man!

Q: What do snowboarders eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted FLAKES. (Pun: Cereal flakes = snow flakes)

Q: What happened when an icicle landed on the snowboarder’s head?
A: It knocked him out cold.

Q: Why aren’t snowboarders fun to be around when they’re going up a mountain on a lift?
A: Because they’re always looking down on you.

Q: Why are scrambled eggs like a losing Olympic snowboarder?
A: Because they’ve both been beaten.

Q: What do you call a monkey who wins an Olympic gold medal for snowboarding?
A: A chimpion.

Q: Where do snowboarders keep their money?
A: In a snow bank.

Q: What was Daffy from Looney Toons most known for among snowboarders?
A: His duckfoot. (a snowboard stance can be called a duckfoot)

Q: What often falls at snowboarding events but never gets hurt?
A: Snow

Q: Why did the doctor show up at the winter Olympic snowboarding practice?
A: He was told someone there was SICK. (sick is a term for awesome)

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Parker who?
Park Rat and I’ve been snowboarding all day.

Q: What do you give a novice snowboarder as a house-warming gift?
A: A face plant! (face plant is a term for falling on your face, which many novice snowboarders do!)

Q: What do snowboarders eat to warm up on cold nights?
A: Mushroom-KNARLEY soup. (“Knarley” means challenging or hardcore snowboarding. Mushroom-Barley is a popular soup.)

Q: What was the snowboarder embarrassed about on the crowded elevator?
A: His backside air. (Puns: passing gas -and- backside air is performed on the backside wall of a half-pipe).

Q: How can you tell that competitive snowboarders are babies?
A: They all wear a bib.

Q: Why did the snowboarder put the radio out in the snow?
A: Because she liked cool music.

Q: Why did they stop the snowboard competition?
A: There were so many heats that the snow melted! (heat also refers to a number of races).

Q: Why did the snowboarder call in to the radio show?
A: For some air time! (Pun: air time is the time between jump takeoff and landing and also time on the air/radio)

Riddle: Why didn’t the ball thrown by the snowboarder bounce?
Answer: It was a snowball.

Q: Why was the top edge of the halfpipe grounded?
A: For giving too much lip! (Lip: The top edge of the halfpipe wall).

Q: Why did the snowboarding team go to McDonald’s?
A: For a McTwist. (An inverted aerial named after skateboarder Mike McGill)

Q: Why did the Three Stooges go snowboarding so often?
A: They like to nose grab! (Nose grab: using front hand to grab front tip of snowboard. The three stooges like to grab noses.).

Q: Why did the snowboarders have their dance party on the top of the landing zone on a jump?
A: It was a KNUCKLE ball. (“Knuckle” is the top of the landing zone on a jump. “Ball” is a dance.)

We’re adding new jokes all the time – so if you’re really into snowboarding, bookmark this page and check back often.

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